$$$$$$$$ MONEY $$$$$

THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN GETTING FASTCASH. IF
YOU ARE
 READING THIS TO REPORT ANY OF THE PEOPLE IN THE LIST, YOU ARE LAME, YOU
SUCK
 , AND YOU HAVE NO LIFE. AND YOU NEED TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. THIS
DOESN'T
 CONCERN YOU PEOPLE, SO FUCK OFF, AND GO AWAY. READ BELOW...

_____________________________________________________________________________
 
  Believe it or not, you will get fast easy cash by just sending $5,
yes,
 just 5 dollars. You will receive $25,000 to $50,500 within 3 to 4
weeks.
 Please take a couple minutes to read the rest. You will see how it
works.
   Act today, and just wait for your money to arrive at your mailbox.
   Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two
 minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some serious
 cash in a hurry???", or been in serious debt, ready to do almost
anything
 to get the money needed to pay off those bill colectors. So grab a
snack,
 a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your favorite beverage, get
comfortable
 and listen to this interesting, excting find, that even a 13 year old
 can do!
   Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right! I found
it!
 And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes like
multi-level
 marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing scams, 900 number
scams...
 the list goes on forever. I have tried every darn get rich quick scheme
out
 there over the past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for people
 looking to make money (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try
 anything for money!). Well, when I was a teenager, these claims to get
 'get me rich quick' sounded irresistable! I would shell out $14.95
here,
 $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there. I had maxed out my
 new Circuit City Card AND my Visa... I was desperate for money!! So, I
 gave the mall a chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they
worked
 for some people, but not for me. Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK
MAIL
 in the trash when I got the mail. I recognized it right away. I can
smell
 a money scam from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT... I thought I
 could sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!!... I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!
 
   I was scanning through a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET
CASH
 FAST!! I thought... "Here on the internet??? Well I'll just have to see
 what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The article described
 a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN
CASH
 WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, the more I thought about it, the more I became
more
 curious. Why? Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY
COST
 ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY... EVER!!
 
   Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but it
was
 possible. I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000 or so. So
I
 did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailed out ('snail
 mail' for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to each of the five
 people on the list that was contained in the article. I included a
small
 note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List." I then
 removed the first position name of the five names listed and moved
everyone
 up one position, and I put my name in position five of the list. This
is how
 the money starts rolling in! I then took this revised aarticle now with
my
 name on the list and REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL
BULLETIN
 BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come
in...
 prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so... But
what a
 welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! I knew what
they
 were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people all over the
 world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even some from
Australia!
 I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how much did I get in total return?
 $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of $23,343!!! I couldn't
 believe it!!
 
   I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to
this!!
 Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So maybe it was
 possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT COMPLETELY
DEPENDS
 ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You must follow through and repost this article
 everywhere you can think of! The more postings you achieve will
determine
 how much cash will arrive in your very own mailbox!! It's just too easy
 to pass up!!!
 
   Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost
factors
 are for the five stamps, the five envelopes, and the five one dollar
 bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal
 Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME
ADDED)
 to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can. Then sit back and
 (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! :-o) down your
 driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have five
 dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with
 SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!
 So HOLD OFF THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME TONIGHT
INSTEAD
 OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY
 SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!!
   So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided
 the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily
get
 this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE
 SOME CASH!?!?!? HERE WE GO!!!
 
 *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE ***
 
 OK, Read this carefully. Get a prinout of this information, if you
like,
 so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.
 
 INSTRUCTIONS:
 
 1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
 "Please add my name and address to your list". This creates a service
out
 of this money making system and thus making it completely legal. You
are
 not randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar
 for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name, address,
 and e-mail address. I assure you that, again, this is completely legal!
 For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in :
 "You were in slot 3", Just to add a little fun! This is all about
having
 fun and making money at the same time!
 
 2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill (no checks or
money
 orders) and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to the
five
 people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill will insure its
 arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
 
 3. Now listen carefully, here's where you GET YOUR MONEY COMING TO
 YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list off five people; remove the first name
 from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on the
list.
 Position 2 will now move  to the position 1 slot, position 3 will now
 become position 2, and so on. Now put your name, address, zipcode, and
 country in position 5, the bottom position on the list.
 
 4. Now upload this ubdated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin
 boards' message areas & file section as possible. (Preferably about
200,
 if you have the time) The more you post it the more chances you have
someone
 responding to it. Give a catchy description of the file so it gets
noticed!!
 Such as: "NEED FAST CASH", HERE IT IS!" or "$$$ Fa$t Ca$t $$$", etc.
And the
 more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the more
money
 the others on the list will make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER
BY
 BEING HONEST AND BY OUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE &
AMAZING
 SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the
number
 of totol uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more! Always
have
 a goal in mind!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, that
will
 make it easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to
their
 hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on their
 computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article from
the
 File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file.
The
 best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's Notepad for
 Windows 3.x or Wordpad for Windows '95. If the margins look right
without
 making the screen slide left or right when at the ends of the
sentences,
 you're in business!
 
 5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or
"POST"
 a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them who your
 Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP. I would
try
 to describe how to do it but there are simply too many internet
software
 packages with slighty different yet relatively simple ways to post or
 upload a file. Just ask for help or look in the help section for
'posting'.
 I do know that for GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy
 description under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and
 NOT 'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your text
 file FASTCASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'. Place a one line
 statement in the main body section of the message post screen.
Something
 like "Download this to read how to get cash arriving in your mailbox
 with no paybacks!" or something to that affect. Just make sure it
represents
 its true feasiblity, NOT something like... "Get one million dollars
 flooding in your mailbox in two days!"
 
 You'll never get ANY responses!
 
 6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE
CASH
 IS ON ITS WAY!! Expect to see a little money to trickle in around 2
weeks,
 but AT ABOUT WEEK 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOR MAILBOX!! All you
 have to do is take it out of the mailbox and try not to scream too load
 (outside anyway) when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
 
 7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special
 you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or the one
you
 want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOY LIFE!
 
 8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate this
file
 again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally
 posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose
 this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need
fastcash.
 THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME
AGAIN
 WHEN FASTCASH IS NEEDED. Think about it, if used correctly return for
so
 little an investment?
 Good luck and give this plan your all, it will definitely pay off!
 HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!
 

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 THE NAMES LIST          THE NAMES LIST          THE NAMES LIST

****************************************************************************
 *       HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
 *
 ** #1.  C. PRUETT
 *         PO BOX 1047
 *         ANOKA MN. 55303- 
 * 
 * #2      SUZIE COOK
 *         1820 west sahuaro #110
 *         phoenix az. 85029 
 * 
 * #3      W. PRUETT
 *         368 E. SCHOOL ST. #2
 *         OWATONNA MN. 55060 
 *
 * #4       DONNA GLENN
 *         308 3RD AVE EAST
 *         JEROME, ID 83338 
 *
 *
 * #5      JASON OSWALD
 *          4123 BEITING DR.
 *          ALEXANDRIA, KY  41001
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