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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 29 Aug 1998.
Re: Frogstein and Birdstein - Japan

Re: Frogstein and Birdstein - Japan

Pete Casso wrote:
> 
> > > =========================================================================
> > > []                           The 'steins Copyright 980827 Pete Casso.  []
> > > []   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
> > > []  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
> > > []  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                          and Faroul.   []
> > > []   ^^                                                                []
> > > []                    .;;.                                             []
> > > []                   .;OO`                                             []
> > > []  I am Honeystein  (  =)  and I am having problems with my dear,     []
> > > []                    " "                                              []
> > > []                                   .oo                               []
> > > []  but naughty husband, Frogstein  (>>-)   He is growing feathers!    []
> > > []                                   " "                               []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []  What shall I do?                                                   []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                    .;;.                                             []
> > > []                   .;OO`                                             []
> > > []  Dear Honeystein  (  =)                                             []
> > > []                    " "                                              []
> > > []                               (`/\                                  []
> > > []  Why do you bother? Feathers  `=\/\    are quite usefull, you       []
> > > []                                `=\/\                                []
> > > []  can write with them, put them  `=\/   into your pillows or         []
> > > []                                    \_                               []
> > > []  make a fan of it                  ) (                              []
> > > []                                  ( INK )    (~~~~~~~~~)             []
> > > []                                ejm\___/     |   .|.   |             []
> > > []            __---__                          | >-   -< |             []
> > > []         _-- : | : --_                       |    :    |             []
> > > []         \ :\ : : /: /                       `---------'             []
> > > []          \  : | :  /                                                []
> > > []           \ \: :/ /                                                 []
> > > []            \_-|-_/                                                  []
> > > []              \|/                                                    []
> > > []               #                                                     []
> > > []                                      .\|/.                          []
> > > []                                      (~=~)                          []
> > > []                                      (/_\)                          []
> > > []                                       ^ ^                           []
> > > []                                 FaroulClownstein                    []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > =========================================================================
> 
> How do we get the feathers for the pen and fan off Frogstein?
> The more outrageous the better, I think!
> 
> ================================================================
> []                                                            []
> []   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
> []  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
> []   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
> []     ^^  ^^                                                 []
> ================================================================

A couple suggestions:
1. bikini waxing
2. hanging him by the feathers (eventually he will fall)
3. electrosis
4. fire (frogstein wouldn't be burn but the feathers will)
5. tweezers
6. skin him with a potato peeler
-- 
 _/|         BEWARE OF DOG
/  o'-.__
    ,,,,,\  Matthew Schneider
  ______,'      Student
_/mS        psy...@usa.net

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Subject: Re: Frogstein and Birdstein - Japan
Date: 1998/08/29
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