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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 31 Jan 1999.
Re: I need a special ascii-art

Re: I need a special ascii-art

>llizard wrote:

>> Well, she's hardly what one could term a babe:
>>
>>         \.  -   -  .
>>        '          _ , -`.
>>      '        _,'     _,'
>>     '      ,-'      _/
>>    '    ,-' \     _/
>>   '   ,'     \  _'
>>   '  '       _\'           \
>>   ' ,    _,-'  \            \,
>>   \,_,--'       \          "", &&&
>>                  \     ____ /&&& ?'>    DAmn!! That's
>>                   \    \+=+/  && _C  /     knit one,
>>                    \    \=+\  )(    /            perl TWO...
>>                     \    \+=\   \  ,""       '
>>                      \    \=+) (_\/_|\`.____/,
>>                       \    \(______ |\\ `.--_-
>>                        \   |_____\ ~~~ \ `.
>>                         \  |======\ _,'\   `.
>>                          \ |       \   )`__, `.
>>   ejm                     \|        \  `'      `(()
>>
>> But usually you guys just don't get quite what you hoped for except in
>> your dreams.


>joris bellenger wrote

>My girl isn't really a new drawing but she is glad
>to have found a kind sould to draw her a chair.
>The shade is welcome too.   :)
>
>
>        \.  -   -  .
>       '          _ , -`.
>     '        _,'     _,'
>    '      ,-'      _/
>   '    ,-' \     _/       __,,_
>  '   ,'     \  _'        ////6 6
>  '  '       _\'          \\\'  >
>  ' ,    _,-'  \    _______ ) _=
>  \,_,--'       \   \\__ __/ /_\
>                 \   \\+/   ___ \
>                  \   \\| '/ ),__)
>                   \   \\ /\/ ( +\
>                    \   \\ \___`-.________
>                     \   \\__,( \_____  - \
>                      \   \`---\/\----), ) \
>                       \   ||+=+=+=+=/  /\  \
>                        \  ||________| /\ `. \
>                         \ ||------- )/-\\  ) \
>      ejm/b'ger           \||      ,'/   \\  \ \
>                                  / /         '-`
>                                  \/


Gee whiz.  I feel honored, indeed, that the two of you haff both
done well in tryin' to accomerdate my requests.  I allus is upset
by unfilled beach chairs. I feel much better, now. My happiness
spills over, and runs right down my forearm to my elbow as I is
pourin' from this here bottle, which I oughter jus' drink direct
out of.

But EJM, dear, you haff not seen my wife.  I did get what most
fellers dreams of.  Matter of fact, her looks causes a broked-up
nose ever now an' then, she gits carded ever time I send her out
fer more Everclear, an' her students think she's a visitor, not
the prof.

I reckon she is damb lucky to haff me.  Still, she's not quite my
idear of a perfect woman-type creature.  That'd be a stacked blonde
with a liquor store.


     Thankyou both for the bother of addin' girls to empty chairs.
                       Your fren and mine,
                            Jonathon

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