Happiness Is...
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A warm hug from a friend.
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Real happiness is when the big kid down the block who chases
your skinny ass home every day, just happens to be walking
along under you at the exact moment when by some miraculous
coincidence, you happen to have a brick in your hand...
"Fuck you, buddy."
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Marrying your one true soul-mate.
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Real happiness is when your Dad calls you into
the back yard because he's just found out you
knocked-up a high school cheerleader who you're
NOT going to marry, but who IS the daughter of a
prominant, highly respected family in your
community, and he says...
"Way to go, Son! You're a
real chip off my left nut!"
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Knowing you're helping the environment by using
recyclable products, and driving the latest in
zero-emission electric cars to keep the air clean.
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Real happiness is knowing you've got 8 cylinders
of raw, piston-driving, high-octance-drinking-that-
you-have-to-mix-gas-for, open emission, 400-horsepower
producing American Muscle trapped under the hood as
you tear the fucking road up and throw whatever garbage
you like out on the street, because what's behind you
isn't important...
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Finding a swell new penny on the sidewalk.
"This must be my
lucky day!"
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Real happiness is when you give the blind guy who
runs the newspaper stand $5 for a $2 dirty magazine,
and instead of giving you three one-dollar bills for
change, he gives you three ONE-HUNDRED dollar bills...
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A hot cup of cocoa.
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Real happiness is a hot piece of ass...
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/ / / \ \ `-._ court of law."
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--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
intellex.com
--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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