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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 23 Jun 1999.
Re: Finish this comic strip

Re: Finish this comic strip

From ANNYEoN <huk...@nic.fi> · alt.ascii-art · 23 Jun 1999 00:00 · View full thread · report
 ____________________________________
 
       NiPSU'S ANNoYiNG NEiGHBoR
 ____________________________________
 
   \   \   \   |  /    /            /
  >  DisTurbInG   NoISe <          /
   /   /   /   |   \   \          /
 ________________________________/
    _--------------------_       \
  .'That damn neighbor is '.      \
  |   driving me crazy!    |       \
   '------------. _.------'         \
      .'.__.'.  |/
      | (gg---.o/
      '.' ____.'
 __..-'  .-'
        ||___________________
 .____-'||                   \=
  =/ || ||                    \=
 =/__())())____________________\=
 
 Nipsu was very annoyed by his noisy
 neighbor.
 ____________________________________
                       ___
    _   \ | /  _   /   \ /
  ,' '.   _  ,' ',  /   V
 ;     \.' '.__  |  -   O
 |      |   QQ___________ .''.
 |      '._.'"           "'..'
 |                    .  . ;
 |      ;               . /
 '     /    ____________.'
  '._.'   ______.'
           .'
    Suddenly he got a great idea.
 ____________________________________
 
    _          _   /
  ,' '.      ,' ',   /  HEE HEE HEE
 ;     \ .\  /   |         /
 |      . c\/o___________ .''.
 |      '._.'"           "'..'
 |       "/__         .  . ;
 |      ; '\ '-._       . /
 '     /    \___.'-_____.'
  '._.'   -.___.'
         .'
 He would let the neighbor taste his
 own medicine!
 ____________________________________
 ( ) 
 | | 
 | |
 | |                  _
 | |                 ( )
 | |_________________| |
 |                     |
 |                     |
 |  _________________  |  
 | |             /#/ | |
 | | (HEE HEE)       | | 
        /
  .'.__.'.           .'
o.---db) |         .' 
'.____ '.'-.------.|
     '.            ;
       ||'-....--'||
       ||         ||
So Nipsu attached a remote microphone
under his neighbor's bed!
_____________________________________

And that night, Nipsu, along with the
rest of the neighborhood, listened
to his neighbor...

 +-----------+   ___..'
 |Loud _   O |---'
 |   .' '.   | <---- Neighbor's Wife: I'm sorry hon, I can't do it anymore, or,
 |   '._.'   |    ___.-               should I say, you can't do it any more.
 |   Speaker | --''         Neighbor: Are you saying I'm impotent?
 |[]  ___    | -----            Wife: I think you are, you should go to the doctor.
 |  .' _ '.  | --.__        Neighbor: Okay, but please, don't tell anyone.
 | ' .' '. ' | -._  '--.        Wife: Of course I won't.
 |( (     ) )|    '--.      Neighbor: Good.  Do you know how embarassing it would be
 | ' '._.' ' | -._                    if everyone found out
 |  '.___.'  |    '-.                 that I can't get it up any more?
 +-----------+ \
    _--------------------_
  .'Ha ha! That neighbor  '. HA
  | is such a sucker...!!  |      HA
   '------------. _.------'  HA
      .'.__.'.  |/  HA HA        WOOF
      | (ee---.o/        HEE HEE   WOOF
      '.' (\__.' HA       HA HA  (\  /)       _.
 __..-'  . \_'        HA     ___  \\/A|    _.'
        ||'--'               V .'--'a \._-'
 .____-'||      HA HA HA     '.___/)   ' 
     || ||                      '_/ ._
     ())())                      '-'  '.

________________________________________________________

Of course, Nipsu had a tape recorder recording the
little conversation. Afterwards, Nipsu broadcasted
the recording in his own net radio. (Of course Nipsu
told the name of his neighbor too)
The neighbor changed his name and moved to another
town.
Nipsu got another neighbor; an old lady who
made a complaint of every single noise she heard from
Nipsu's apartment. That caused Nipsu to commit suicide.
Later, Nipsu was mysteriously reborn to appear in another
comic strip...
________________________________________________________

ANNYEoN &  W Cody Sain

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