Valentine's Day

 |-----------------|Amy...@cutter.Ship.Edu (andy Myers)refer#: None
 wrote:
>Now, I know other people have requested this before, but how about it??
>Someone out there has got to have some Valentine's Day stuff!
>
>Share the wealth!  I need all the help I can get with my woman!!  :)
 |----end quotes---------------------------------|







   ______________________
  (//////////////////////)     For VALENTINES'S DAY, no gift say's more!
  (//////////////////////)
  /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\             "H-O-N-E-Y  I LOVE YOU !
 |     Wild Flower!       |
 |                        |              .,,,,,,,,,,.
 |  _   _          \    / |            ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
 | | |_| | __      _ \/   |          ,;;;;;;;;;;;)));;(((,,;;;,,_
 | | |-| |:  :|\ |:_ ::   |         ,;;;;;;;;;;'      |)))))))))))\\
 | |_| |_|:__:| \|:_ ||   |         ;;;;;;/ )''    - /,)))((((((((((\
 |                        |         ;;;;' \        ~|\  ))))))))))))))
 |  Product of LOVE 16oz  |         /     /         |   ((((((((((((((
 |________________________|       /'      \      _/~'    ')|()))))))))
                                /'         `\   />     o_/)))((((((((
  Flowers are great, but for   /          /' `~~(____ /  ()))))))))))
  a Love that lasts HONEY is  |     ---,   \        \     ((((((((((
  the right treatment...!               `\   \~-_____|      ))))))))
  "Omar Kiyamm" 5th Cen. Apiarist         `\  |      |_.---.  \  -Tua Xiong




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    (//////////////////////)      Proposed new Warning Label
    (//////////////////////)        for all Natural Honey
    /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
   |########################|     To protect the public from self abuse
   |## ORGASMIC H-O-N-E-Y  #|     this new label shall be added in
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