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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art.animation, 4 Dec 1996.
.�����._.�����._.�> READ THIS NOW- NEED CASH? HERE'S HOW!!!

.�����._.�����._.�> READ THIS NOW- NEED CASH? HERE'S HOW!!! - cash1.txt (0/1)


        This is not one of those "Get Rich Quick Schemes" or
"mail-order
Schemes".  But enough to pay off your death and who knows, you could
be test driving the new Mercedes in the next three months. If you're
too
eager to read what this is about then go right to the Instruction
section at
bottom of this article. 

     READ ON. If it doesn't make sense, read it again and again until
it does.
*******************************************************************
        Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to
take
two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,
ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off
those bill collectors.  
        
       (If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you quickly
download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder
takes it off the news board.  You can always read it with a text
editor, like Windows Notepad, make sure word wrap is off.  Also, you
will find this copy on your disk to be most useful, as you will later 
see.  Just use the File: Save As command.)
                   
        I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
GET
CASH FAST!!  I thought... "Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just
have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."  The
article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE
PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I
thought about it, the more I became very curious.  Why?  Because
of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE
DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY.... EVER!!

        Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach,
but
it was possible.  I figured that I could at least get a return of
$1,000 or so.  So I did it!!  As per the instructions in the
article, I mailed out ('snail mail') a single dollar bill to each of
the five
people on the list that was contained in the article.  I included a
small note,
with the dollar, that stated "I have added myself to the list."  I
then removed
the first (top) position name of the five names listed and moved
everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE
AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come in
 prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so

        But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming
in!!!
I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from
people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from
Canada, even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!
So how much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000?  Not even!!!
I received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!

        Here is a possible scenario.  This scenario is an absolute
bear minimum.
(If you don't understand how it works read the instructions so this
isn't 
confusing.)  Let's say you only have five mintutes and five dollars,
but 
you use this system anyways.  You send out the five dollars, then only
send this message to one place.  Let's also say only 2 people respond
to the post! (this number is extremely low.)  Here's a diagram to show
what happens next.
                                   Your       post
	                  /                      \

name goes to           $                       $
slot #4                    /    \                    /    \

name in #3            $     $                 $     $
                             /  \     /  \	      /   \    /  \
name in #2         $   $   $   $         $   $  $   $
                           /\   /\   /\   /\         /\   /\  /\   /\
name in #1        $$ $$ $$ $$       $$ $$ $$ $$

       This is implying that you only post the message once, and that
only 
two people respond to each consecutive message, and the following
people
only have a minute to send out only one message!!!!   There is no way
I could
have made a realistic diagram, In this scenerio the person made- 24$
after
expenses.  Basically this is risk free, and the returns can get very
large, as
you can see by the diagram.

        I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due
to
this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So
maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT
COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow
through and repost this article everywhere you can think of!
The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash will
arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass
up!!!

        Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only
cost
factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one
dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail
(US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article
(WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you
can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run
if you like! :o)  ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up
your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to put into such an easy
effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF
$15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  

        So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully
provided
the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to
easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.  SO, ARE
YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!??  HERE WE GO!!!
******************************************************************** 

        *** (THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE.) ***

        OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information,
if
you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.  (Not
that it's difficult or anything.)

INSTRUCTIONS:

1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please
        add my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this
        money making system and thus making it completely legal.  You
are
        not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying
one
        dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your
name
        and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is completely
        legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their
name
        was in:  "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun!  This
is
        all about having fun and making money at the same time!

2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks
        or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on
its
        way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper
around
        the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP
IS
        IMPORTANT!!  (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery
person
        may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the
        thousands of envelopes arriving!)

3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
        TO YOUR MAILBOX.  Look at the list of five people;  remove the
        first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
        one slot on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
        position 1 slot,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4
will
        be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
        COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.

4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
        bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible.
Give
        a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such
as:
        "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF   
        YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you

        will make, and of course, the more money the others on the
list will
        make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING        
        HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 110 PERCENT INTO THIS 
        PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits,
believe    
        me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post,
such as     
       15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you
can UUE       
        encode the file when uploading,  that will make it easier for
the people to
        receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That
way
        they get a copy of the article right on their computer without
        hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File
menu.
        DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file.
The
        best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
        Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95.  (Do NOT
use
        the WordWrap option.  It will screw the margins up!) If the
margins
        look right without making the screen slide left or right when
at
        the ends of the sentences, you're in business!

5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
        or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
        tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS
BE
        GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there
are
        simply too many internet software packages with slightly
different
        yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask
for
        help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that
for
        GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
        under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and
NOT
        'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
        text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'.
Place
        a one line statement in the main body section of the message
post
        screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
        arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.  Just
        make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something
        like... "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in
two
        days!"  You'll never get ANY responses!

6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
        BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
        start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4,
THE
        MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take
it
        out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside
anyway)
        when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
        special you always wanted or buy that special person in your
life
        (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never
forget.
        ENJOY LIFE!

8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
        this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
        originally posted and possibly some new places you now know
of.
        Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach
for
        when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU
CAN
        ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
******************************************************************
           What that means simplified is
1) Send $1 to the people on the list
2) Put your name on list
3) Post list everywhere you can
4) People send money to you because your name is on the list
                                                       GOT IT!
******************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
******************************************************************
*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*       Remember- delete the top name (position #1), slide other names
                          up a position, your name goes in position
#5.


   1. Ken Korbel  
       17961 Rosita St.
        Encino, CA 91316
        USA
 
    2. A.J. Lee 
        2484 Raleigh Dr.
        Lancaster, Pa 17601
        USA
 
    3.  Hoa C. Phan
        4845 Villa Royale Way
        Sacramento, Ca 95823-6627
        USA
 
    4. Rob Johnson  
        153 Mohawk
        Pontiac, MI 48341
       USA
    
    5. Trevor Croft
        1529 Thistle Ridge Rd.
        Highlands Ranch Co 80126
        USA   


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 If it didn't work, you would see posts saying so.  IT DOES WORK!!! 

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