Re: Flame form

Shimrod wrote:
> 
[ 8< ]
> I've seen several of these floating around already, like the one below,
> which I've had for at least a year now. But I like the new art with it.
> 

I'd like to add a couple of details to it though... (*'s indicate
additions)

> Dear:
> 
>     [ ] Clueless Newbie               [ ] Loser      [ ] Fed
>     [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer/WebTVer [ ] Dork
                                *******
>     [ ] indy.netter
>     [ ] ix.netcom.com er              [ ] Pervert    [ ]
>     [ ] Me too er                     [ ] Nerd       [ ] Elvis
>     [ ] Spammer                       [ ] Freak      [ ] FLAMENET
>     [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
> 
>    You Are Being Flamed Because:
> 
>     [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
>     [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
>     [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
>     [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
>     [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>     [ ] You posted the same article more than once
>     [ ] You started an off-topic thread
>     [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
>     [ ] You said "me too" to something
>     [ ] You don't know which group to post in
>     [ ] You suck
>     [ ] You brag about things that never happened
>     [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
***   [ ] You made an html coded post/used an html coded signature
>     [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
>     [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
>     [ ] You crossposted
>     [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
>     [ ] You posted racism
>     [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
>     [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
>     [ ] I think you might be a fed
> 
>    To Repent, You Must:
> 
>     [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet/WebTV account
                                                   *****
>     [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>     [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>     [ ] Actually post something relevant
>     [ ] Read the fucking FAQ
>     [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
>     [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
>     [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
>     [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
>     [ ] No forgiveness
> 
>    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> 
>     [ ] Blow me
>     [ ] Get a life
>     [ ] Never post again
>     [ ] I pity your dog
>     [ ] Go to hell
>     [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
>     [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
>     [ ] Learn how to post or fuck off
>     [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
>     [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
>     [ ] All of the above
> 
> there are some out there that are much bigger :)
> 
> BTW: sorry to all AOLers etc. no offense intended :)
> 

BTW: Not at all sorry to those WebTVers who have been using html coded
sigs lately!

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