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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 14 Aug 1996.
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>Turn Only 5 $ Into 50 000 $ It Really Works!!! Please Read This!!

>IT really Work! IT really Work! IT really Work! IT really Work!
>IT really Work! IT really Work! IT really Work! IT really Work!

>Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions
>you
>ever made.

>If you want to make money fast please read this!!!

>Last year I saw an article in an Internet Newsgroup.

>My name is not important.

>You can receive up to 53 000 $. It will came from all over the world.

>If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why the
>same shouldn't happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate nvestment
>opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive a return on yourinvestment.
>So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN 
>LETTER - PERFECTLY
>LEGITIMATE!

>OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT
>PLEASE
>PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO TAKE
>ADVANTAGE.

>The procedure is very simple.

>STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper with
>the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 dollar bill 
>in each of the pieces of paper and mail them to
>the
>following five addresses:


>1. Sarah Harvey,P.O.Box 262063,Tampa,Florida 33685
>2.Michelle M. Ware 2780 Lindale Mt. Holly Rd.#131 , Amelia OHIO 45102
>3.Julio Chavez 188 Los Olivos Ave. Daly City CA 94014 USA
>4.Jason Todland 174 Los Olivos Ave. Daly City CA 94014 USA
>EUROPE
>5.P. Stowers 300 Village Green Blv.,  Lakeworth FL  33461


>STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up
>(5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as number
>5
>on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or simply
>editing
>and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.

>STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there
>are
>17 000 of them).

>You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
>receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more newsgroups
>you post to, the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a
>Post
>Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive.

>If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as
>"The Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is
>correct!

>NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!

>Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES 
>ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200
>postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.

>Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say,only 200
>additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings.
>On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at
>number 4. You make $50.

>Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3
>or 10 000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They
>make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100 000 postings
>= 5 000 returns at $1 each = $5 000.

>Finally, 5 000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
>1
>and you get a return of $50 000 before you name drops off the list.
>AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total
>income in one cycle = $55 500.

From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take
>the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT
>ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN
>AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only
>a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return.

>Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST FACTORS
>ARE 5 STAMPS, 5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1 BILLS. Anyone can afford five
>dollars to put into such an effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
>RETURNS.

>Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played
>out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but
>what are the chances of that happening?

>Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how
>many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again - with
>COMPLETELY NEW people participating?

>There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
>OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!

>Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's
>the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back
>to this article easily.

>Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep
>an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing
>fairly. You know where your name should be.


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Date: 1996/08/14
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