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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 6 Nov 2004.
Art Nerd Boy Farts

Art Nerd Boy Farts

These are Art Farts [http://www.asciiartfarts.com/] that are based on Nerd
Boy or its creator Joaquim G�ndara [http://www.nerd-boy.net/].  The "farts"
were taken from the fortune formated text file that can be found at
http://www.asciiartfarts.com/fortune.txt .

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            _/_^..^                       
          ,, ) ))'                        
         .,                               
    OO  ,,.                               
   .||.                                   
    db   jg                               
                                          
DELICIOUS URINE, MY FAVORITE SNACK!!!     
MMM SLURP MY WORTHLESS SWEDISH ASS GROWING

========================================
I COME FROM A COUNTRY THAT STAYS      
NEUTRAL IN ALL WARS, HAS RIDICULOUSLY 
HIGH TAXES, AND PRODUCES NOTHING BUT  
A LONG STREAM OF FUCKING TALENTLESS   
CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  
                                      
        \                             
         \                            
            ___                       
           /  \\                      
          [.[.]-\                     
          /_   /|                     
           {-} |=                     
         .- #// (\.                   
        /          \                  
       |  |      |  |                 
       |__|      |__|                 
        | |      | |                  
        | |      | |                  
         \|______|/                   
          |     _|                    
          |  | |-|                    
          |  | |_|                    
          |  |   |                    
          \_ |   |                    
          |  |   |                    
          |  |   |                    
         _|__|___|                    
      jg(____(___)                    

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  ______,--,_ /\                                          
 /,---___   _'  >                                         
.=|| |   \ /v/  \   UNBEARABLY CYBERPUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
|*||_|___/o     |                                         
'==)     v-v   \\   GET IT                                
 |  /\$\ _____/\                                          
 | |  |$|    |$\ |  I'M A "BEAR"                          
.|_|  |$|    |$||                                         
(__|  |/      \||   IN THAT I'M HAIRY AND LIKE TO FUCK MEN
 ( \  | \   o / /                                         
 {\$\\\  -___/\/\\                                        
  {%$%\    |  |  \                                        
  }}{'|    |  |                                           
   '. |  _ \ _\ :F_P:jg:F_P:mrz:Na                        
      \__\\\_\\                                                  
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             .     .                      
     .         . .                        
:|||:|==========x=                        
  |_\'         ' '                        
   \ \    ___'     '                      
    \ \  /-- /                            
     \ `-|O|/-.    I SUCK DOWN THEM DICKS 
      `/     `-|   LIKE A CHEAP VIETNAMESE
       |  |  | |   WHORE                  
        \ - /|-|                          
        | - |'))   A WHORE'S A WHORE THE  
       /_____\     WORLD AROUND I SAYS    
      .' ::: '.                           
     :   :::  '.                          
     '    :    :                          
     '.       .'                          
      '.     .'                           
        ' '.'   jg                        
         '                              
========================================

Was there ever any Nerd Boys that featured Art Farts?

--
Sharky

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