"Angry Flute" #2
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H e ' s A N G R Y ! !
_ agents, like amateur
H e ' s a F L U T E ! ! / \ flutists, SUCK!!
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To improve the marketability of their client, handlers
for Angry Flute hope to soften his "aggressively proactive
stance" by test-marketing him in possible partnerships...
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prodigious birth of low it is to me
that i must love a flute who is so mean....
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| did my thoughts GROAN till now? / \
| my GOD this BITES. for i never / \
| heard such WHINING till this night! || ||
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i said BOBA FETT!! i'd only
M-M-Mr. Flute, i'm such a consider working with HIM--
BIG FAN of yours! a-and i want are you people IDIOTS??!!!
you to know w-what an HONOR _ /
it is for me to test with you-- / \
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OH--so you think i have an
'attitude problem'...well, at least,
i'm not some merchandising WHORE, _
you mute, fat-headed FREAK!! / \
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'but is it not within the
realm of extreme possibility that Mr.
Schiming contracted extrabiological,
microcellular organisms that compelled him _
to murder--' w-what?! GEEZ-UZ, WHO / \
THE HELL WRITES THIS CRAP??!! / \
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Copyright 1997 Howard Wen (we...@why.net)
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