holiday toons..... all reposts
From JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
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· 24 Dec 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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Since I doan feel like makin' anything new just yet, I figgered
I wood ree-post these here old cartoons (well, one is from a couple
of weeks ago an' the other two from lass year), so ever'one wood
knoe I are still 'round.......
SANTA CLAUS MARTIANS
(last year or so)
/ / / /\
( \ \ \ ) . *
| \_ -\\ / |
( \ \ \.)
\ / \ / * * *
\ /__.-\ /
'-..___..-' * ' *
"Just a few more orbits, Quarblitx.
* . Their military early-warning systems
are reporting us as Santa Claus,
' . again this year!!"
.-'~~~~'-. /
. .-~\__/ \__/`~-. .
.-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. .
(_____//~~\\//~~\\______)
_.-~` `~-._
/O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ *
\___________________________________/.
`. \x x x x x x x/ `.
`. \x_x_x_x_x_x/. ' . .
`. `. .
. `. . `. *
jro ' . * .
LES INVISIBLES
(last year)
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
((())
(((()))
"Awright! It's ( o o )
time for chris'mas _\ - /_
dinner!" / \\_// \
\ / (_ _) \
\ ))) \ /~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\o/______|\\ \____jro
// \\ ||\\ ____ \
\\_// || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"Not so fast, young man!
You march back and
wash those hands, ((())
first!" \ (((()))
() ( o o )
\_ _\ o /_
( \ / \\_// \
\ \ (_ _) \
))) \ //~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\ \____jro
// \ ||\\ ____ \
\\_| || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | ()|
| | | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| | | I don't unnerstand
| | / none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
| ()))) \ |
| \_/ \ |
| // \\ \ |
| \\_// \ |
| //\\ \ |
| (_)(_) \|_______jro
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
| | | |
| |
| | "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| | Claus... I've never seen
| | / any of 'em."
| |
| | (((()/)
| | \_/// | |
| | // / | |
| | \\_/ | |
| | ||| | |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
\
\ jro
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
COMMERCIAL CHRISTMAS
(this year's)
__________________________
/_____________////________/|
__________ |__ ))) oo ) __| __
jro / / oo ) \-/ / /|
/_/ \-/ // \\ /_/ |
| |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | |
| |__""/\\""""////""____| | |
|_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/
__________ (_)(_)
/ /|
/_________/ |
| __ | |
| [__] | |
| _ .. | |
|_________|/
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
"MOM! I want this for
Christmas!"
/
________ /________________
/_____________////________/|
__________ |__ ))) oo ) __| __
jro / / oo ) \-/ / /|
/_/ \o/ // \\ /_/ |
| |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | |
| |__""/\\""""////""____| | |
|_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/
__________ (_)(_)
/ /|
/_________/ |
| __ | |
| [__] | |
| _ .. | |
|_________|/
********************************************
********************************************
__________________________
/_____________////________/|
__________ |__ ))) oo ) __| __
jro / / oo ) \-/ / /|
/_/ \-/ // \\ /_/ |
| |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | |
| |__""/\\""""////""____| | |
|_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/
__________ (_)(_)
/ /|
/_________/ |
| __ | |
| [__] | |
| _ .. | |
|_________|/
8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
"MOM! They're showin'
what else I NEED for
Christmas!"
/
/// /
(\\\) (((
_____\_/_____())))________
| |
| |jro
===========================================
===========================================
"MOM!!! I GOTTA HAVE THIS
OTHER COOL THING THEY'RE
ABBERTISIN' ON TV!!!"
.
\' ./
' . ((( .
( oo '
' / \O/ \ '
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"MOM!!! I REALLY GOTTA
HAFF ONE OF THESE THINGS!!!"
' '. . .
\ \' ./
' . ))) '
' oo ) '
' / \O/ .\ '
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__________________________
/_________________________/|
__________ |__ ))) __| __
jro / / oo ) / /|
/_/ \-/ /_/ |
| |__ // \\ ____________| | |
| |__""/\\""____________| | |
|_|__(_)(_)_____________|_|/
__________
/ /|
/_________/ |
| __ | |
| [__] | |
| _ .. | |
|_________|/
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@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*
______________________________
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
_____ ______________
| | || |
| | || |
| |______||______|
| | || |
() "Did he fall |
| asleep, Joey?" _____|
| \ __________/
| \ __((())__
_____|___________|_))o o((_|__
//// | ((\o/)) |
oo ) | /\~*~/\ |
\-/ |//(_ _)\\|
/\\ /// \ / \\\
|// /_\)_/ \_(/_\
(/\ | |_/_____\_| |
\\\\ | | \ \\ \ | |
(_)(_) | | / // / | |
|_|_/_//_/__|_|jro
\_)\_)
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jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro
______________________________
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
_____ ______________
| | || |
| | || |
| _|
|"No way, Mom. I just |
()| coudn't take anymore,
| so I told him you'd
| gone to the store."
| / __((())__
_____|_ / _______|_))o o((_|__
\\\\ | ((\-/)) |
( oo | /\~*~/\ |
\o/ |//(_ _)\\|
//\ /// \ / \\\
\\| /_\)_/ \_(/_\
||| | |_/_____\_| |
||| | | \ \\ \ | |
(_)_) | | / // / | |
|_|_/_//_/__|_|jro
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______________________________
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
_____ ______________
| | || |
| | || |
| |______||______|
| || |
()| "God bless |
| my firstborn." __|
| \ ____/
| __((())__
_____|___________|_))- -((_|__
| ((\o/)) |
| /\~*~/\ |
|//(_ _)\\|
/// \ / \\\
/_\)_/ \_(/_\
| |_/_____\_| |
| | \ \\ \ | |
| | / // / | |
|_|_/_//_/__|_|jro
\_)\_)
endendendendendendendendendendendend
endendendendendendendendendendendend
I are bout healed up enuff to make new ones, but I
jus' ain't in the mood right now. I pray to be
forgived, on account of I is always complainin'
bout folks postin' an ree-postin' the same old
stuff allatime, which I try not to do too much.
Oh well......
Be good,
JRO
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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