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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 12 Jan 2000.
Re: llizard population (was"Re: a list of ascii codes in hex

Re: llizard population (was"Re: a list of ascii codes in hex binary and plain language")

.----- On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 22:19:07 GMT, llizard posted:
|In article <387...@earthling.net>, Veronica Karlsson
|<aci...@earthling.net> wrote:
|> 
|> llizard wrote:
|> > <snip> I feel certain (being the egotistical
|> > and vain llizard that I am) that I am smarter than the other llizard.
|> > And I have the medal to prove it:
|> >
|> >
|> >        Smarter than the average llizard
|> >   I'm so smart, I received the medal of brain excellence!
|> >
|> >  (I believe I received that in 1996?)
|> >
|> 
|> And how many llizards were there in 1996?
|
|As far as I know, there was only one llizard (me) in 1996.  DRAT!!! And
|THAT can only mean that I'm NOT smarter than the average llizard because
|when I received it I thought that medal actually meant something.
|
'---------------------------

Just explain it away using a strange combination of paradoxes and temporal
disturbances. And Aliens. Never fails.

Kind Regards,
-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

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Subject: Re: llizard population (was"Re: a list of ascii codes in hex binary and plain language")
Date: 2000/01/12
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