Re: So, You Want To Make Text Art?
From JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
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· 6 Jan 2000 00:00 · View full thread
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Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote in message news:387...@earthling.net... > This is an unmoderated Usenet newsgroup. I stay if I want to. You stay > if you want to. Neither of us can force the other to leave. All you can > do about the situation is ignore me. All I can do about the situation is > ignore you. At the moment I choose not to, and apparently so do you. Oh... So, you decline. Like you did, when you threatened to post my responses to your rude, unsolicited emails - to "Show the newsgroup what I was really like", you said at the time. I wrote back, granting you permission to do so, adding that you should post your rude little emails that started it, and your replies. You declined that, too. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D > I've heard this one before. Usually from people (mostly other students) > who keep talking about their 3-10 different family members _much_ more > than I talk about my _one_ family member (not counting the cat). The > difference is that they can lay 10-30% of the mentioning of family > member names on different people. They can mention "mother", "father", > "sister" and "brother" (all of which can refer to more than one person). > I only have one of those, so she gets 100% of the mentioning. Oh yes... Your cat. You know, I knew you had a cat, but it wasn't until recently that I notice you POST to alt.cat.fetish. Gawd! Most people keep those things as pets - but your cat is a member of the family? AND YOU ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTS WITH IT, EVEN POSTING TO A "FETISH" NEWSGROUP, TO SHARE YOUR "EXPERIENCES"? Wow. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Yes, I know how you treat your Mother, too. Poor woman, for how sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child. "Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie! Mommie!" / / _\/____ / _ \ / __/ \__ \ |/ o o \| || (") || || ' o ' || __||\__~(\\\|_ / \\ | / \ / |_\\___/ | \ |___/ \ \___| | / \ \ | ( \____ _\_____/ | / \ ___ \ |____________| ______ ) \ o / / \\__________/ //// \ / \ / \ /__________________\ / \/ \ / || \ \ /\ / |______||______| | / \ | _ |____/ \_____| _ / \/~~~~| |~~~~\/ \ __\_______|_____|_______/________ Accurate portrait of "Veronikuh", as she now appears. Copyright 2000 by JRO > Then there are those who are a little older and also have wives/husbands > and children... An experience you are not likely to enjoy, as you are homelier than a Bloodhound, as foul tempered as a Chow-Chow, and as dumb as an Afghan. If you were a car, you'd be a Yugo, and your octane rating's zero. If you were a pair of shoes - you'd be crude brogans. As a child, you could use Rogaine. You'll never get off Welfare; because you've always been there. You'd like to get me to recognize you, and you cry 'cause I despise you. So, you're always in someone's ointment, because you just can't get an appointment. You should be a total boozer, because you were born a total looser... Yeah, you're a kotex, a kotex - with menstruation on your brain. A kotex, a kotex - you should be flushed right down the drain. .-. You'd like to get some ripe attention, / / But you're just not worth the metion. / / And you like to do you're bitchin', / / Kotex by JRO Becuz of where it is you're itchin'. /__/ Copyright 2000 If you could only pull it out, ; But then you'd just put it in your mouth... `. ' You're a kotex, a kotex - you've been used and used and used. Just a kotex, a kotex - you just love being abused. You'd like to be a little robot, But you jus' can't get up off the pot. I'm know you've got an electric boner, 'Cuz it's for sure you're such a loner. But behind all you're rank rhetoric, You know you're just plain damn pathetic. Yeah, you're a kotex, a kotex - with menstruation on your brain. A kotex, a kotex - you should be flushed right down the drain. Just another damned hammerhead, always menstruatin' and always in pain! A kotex, a kotex - hammerhead without a brain. "Ode to Veronikuh" by JRO Copyright 2000 Yes, you are definately worth flushing... .---------------. ||||| ( I'm no fantasy! ) ||. .|| -'`---------------' |||\=/||| |.-- --.| <-VK, "the goddess" (by VK-{these were made /(.) (.)\____ by me}; updated for accuracy, by JRO.) \) . (_\___] ( V )\o)|| ___ | | | || (_(o) _\__|__/_ || )_) \_ _/_|/ (_( ____ ) ( | ___________ ____ (______/____________ ____________________________ _____________________jro___ .----------------. ||||| ( I'm a BIG KOTEX! ) ||. .|| -'`----------------' |||\=/||| |.-- --.| VK /(.) (.)\____ \) . (_\___] ( V )\o)|| ___ | | | || (_(o) _\__|__/__ || )_) \_ _/_|/ (_( ____ ) ( | ___________ ____ (______/____________ ____________________________ _____________________jro___ .----------------------------------. ||||| ( BOO HOO HOO! Time for me to go...! ) ||. .|| -'`----------------------------------' |||\=/||| |.-- --.| /(.) (.)\____ \) . (_\___] ( V )\o)|| ___ | | | || (_(o) _\__|__/_ || )_) \_ _/_|/ (_( ____ ) ( | ___________ ____ (______/____________ ____________________________ _____________________jro___ o o O __ _ O _ o / _| | | | o | |_| |_ o _ ___| |__ o | _| | | | / __| '_ \ O o | | | | |_| \__ \ | | | |_| |_|\__,_|___/_| |_| .------------------------. / "OH MIGHTY THOR, HELP \ | ME! I AM TOO FAT AND | | UGLY FOR EVEN THE SHITTER | \ TO SUCK ME DOWN!" / `-------.----------------' ________;___ [_\\|||//___] VK (\||. .||/)|| ___ |\||\=/||/ || (_(o) __|-- --|_ || )_) \_""""""_/_|/ (_( ____ ) ( | ___________ ____ (______/____________ ____________________________ _____________________jro___ ...THOR hears her, and answers... \ \| ` | | .-----. | / |`---'|___/_.-./__ THOR'S | |__/ (_/___||||||o. HAMMER --> | | /_/_/_/ ; `-----' ____________ [_\\|||//___] VK (\||, ,||/)|| ___ |\||\=/||/ || (_(o) __|-- --|_ || )_) \_""""""_/_|/ (_( ____ ) ( | ___________ ____ (______/____________ ____________________________ _____________________jro___ ___ ____ __ __ _ __ _ | _ \ / __ \ | \ | || | / / | | ||_)/ | | | || |\\| || |/ / | | | _ \ | | | || | \ || _ \ |_| ||_)/ \ \__/ /| | \ || | \ | _ |__/ \____/ |_| \||_| \| (_) ___ ____ __ __ _ __ _ | _ \ / __ \ | \ | || | / / | | ||_)/ | | | || |\\| || |/ / | | | _ \ | | | || | \ || _ \ |_| ||_)/ \ \__/ /| | \ || | \ | _ |__/ \____/ |_| \||_| \| (_) ___ ____ __ __ _ __ _ | _ \ / __ \ | \ | || | / / | | ||_)/ | | | || |\\| || |/ / | | | _ \ | | | || | \ || _ \ |_| ||_)/ \ \__/ /| | \ || | \ | _ |__/ \____/ |_| \||_| \| (_) o O o o O o _ O o _ o O o | | o o | | __ _ _ _ _ __ __ _| | ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ __ _| | ___ / _` | | | | '__/ _` | |/ _ \ / _` | | | | '__/ _` | |/ _ \ | (_| | |_| | | | (_| | | __/ (_| | |_| | | | (_| | | __/ \__, |\__,_|_| \__, |_|\___| \__, |\__,_|_| \__, |_|\___| __/ | O __/ | _ __/ | __/ | |___/ |___/ o | |___/ O |___/ o ___ _ _ ___| | __ o / __| | | |/ __| |/ / \__ \ |_| | (__| < |___/\__,_|\___|_|\_\ ___________ [___________] | -o|| ___ | || (_(o) _|________ || )_) \_ _/_|/ (_( ____ ) ( | ___________ ____ (______/____________ ____________________________ _____________________jro___ ... Now she'll find peace.
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,e1bf5f4f197d8b01 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> Subject: Re: So, You Want To Make Text Art? Date: 2000/01/06 Message-ID: <38751a4d.0@206.103.97.91> X-Deja-AN: 569287576 References: <8404ni$bve$1...@nnrp1.deja.com> <386...@earthling.net> <386e673e.0@206.103.97.91> <386...@earthling.net> <386...@gtcom.net> <386...@earthling.net> <386f48ac.0@206.103.97.91> <386...@earthling.net> <djwilson-0301000059240001@192.168.0.102> <386...@earthling.net> <387066c4.0@206.103.97.91> <387...@earthling.net> <3872ede0.0@206.103.97.91> <387...@earthling.net> X-Trace: 6 Jan 2000 16:42:21 -0600, 216.226.27.39 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300
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