Xmas story
From Simon Williams <ema...@DELETE_THIS.luddite.no-ip.com>
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· 20 Dec 2004 16:49 · View full thread
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Okay, I can understand this
Messiah bit... at least in
theory. Though to be perfectly
frank, it scares the crap out
of me...
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I suppose there are worse
gigs after all... at least
I've got a good thirty
years before I get to die
for /someone else's/ /\__,,__/\
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...and I suppose being the
Son of God might impress
the ladies...
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...but for crying out
loud! are you seriously
telling me that this
miserable barn is the best
the old man could come up
with? /\__,,__/\
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