[art] Dilbert, the man, the myth, the ledgend...
From onruG madA <gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu>
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· 26 Sep 1996 00:00 · View full thread
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Hey all,
Just cleaning out the ol' drive, and thought that I would post a
(mostly) complete collection of my Dilbert stuff. Not exactly
world-class, but hey, it doesn't matter to me...
Keep up the good work!
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Our hero, sitting at his Be Box proto. His hair might look a
little funny depending upon what you are using to read this. If you don't
like his hair, you can modify it how you want. (I would suggest these
alternatives: '"'"'"', `'`'`'`', and ~^~^~^~. Find one you like.) Try
not to look at his hand. 8^)
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A quick and dirty Ratbert pic. His ears actually lay down more than I
am able to show in this small of a drawing.
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This is Dilbert and Dogbert sitting down. Ummm... any questions?
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This is Dilbert's garbage man. He is my favorite character by
far, and I drew him as if he was going to say something, but it is late,
and I cannot think of something that is witty enough. If you want to
change him so that he is reading instead of reacting, try changing his
mouth from the '.' to a '-'.
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This is Dilbert's perpetually bad date. I am sure that there are
actually more than one, but they almost always look like this one.
Let her say something dumb. I never like it when she gets the best of
our boy. I remember that happening wayyy to often in RL.
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And, last and probably least in the brains category, Dilbert's boss.
His hair is not quuuuuite right. I am going to hide behind the 'too
tired to do something about it right now' excuse. Also, this little
bit of trivia popped up when I was 'reseaching' (read: sneaking into
the local bookstore and reading all the Dilbert books that I don't
own) him: his eyebrows change periodically from the 'unibrow' look to
a regular dual look. At least that's easy to change.
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More Dilbertian Ramblings....
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| \/\\ | \ -adam gurno ((__)
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|@ . .| Work Smarter, not harder...
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| \\// | -adam gurno
Well, it's a start...
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Adam Gurno gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu
Csci Major @ the UofMinn-Morris '97 Happily making some of the worst
Unix Junkie ascii art ever known.
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