Ode to Spidey
Ok, I haven't been on in a long time. What's new? In the meantime, here is some ascii accompanied poetry. I wrote it, so it inevitably sucks, but oh well.
[^[^(**)^]^]See the spider?
I'm it's host!
But I hate it,
IT IS GROSS!!!
<^<^(**)^>^>It is frightening,
I admit,
And disgusting,
I HATE IT!!!
|^|^(**)^|^|And I think its
Safe to say,
I wish it would
GO AWAY!!!
/^/^(**)^\^\Spiders are the
Worst of things,
Only good for
HALLOWEEN!!!
:^:^(**)^:^:But I'm stuck with it,
As you can see,
I wish it would stop
BOTHERING ME!!!
WHEW! Its gone!
I can relax...
Oh my goodness,
{^{^(**)^}^}IT IS BACK!!!
[^[^(**)^]^]Now whatever
Shall I do?
It is so disgusting!
EEWWWWW!!!
<^<^(**)^>^>Years later,
Spidey's still with me,
And I think that
I'LL DECREE...
|^|^(**)^|^|That spiders are so
Sick and wrong,
Oh, well. I'll quit,
AND PLAY SOME PONG!!!
-Sarah (Who hates spiders terribly.)
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>Ok, I haven't been on in a long time. What's
new? In the meantime, here is some ascii accompanied poetry. I wrote it, so it
inevitably sucks, but oh well.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>[^[^(**)^]^]See the spider?</DIV>
<DIV> I'm it's
host!</DIV>
<DIV> But I
hate it,</DIV>
<DIV> IT IS
GROSS!!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><^<^(**)^>^>It is frightening,</DIV>
<DIV> I
admit,</DIV>
<DIV> And
disgusting,</DIV>
<DIV> I HATE
IT!!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>|^|^(**)^|^|And I think its</DIV>
<DIV> Safe to
say,</DIV>
<DIV> I wish
it would</DIV>
<DIV> GO
AWAY!!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>/^/^(**)^\^\Spiders are the</DIV>
<DIV> Worst of
things,</DIV>
<DIV> Only
good for</DIV>
<DIV>
HALLOWEEN!!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>:^:^(**)^:^:But I'm stuck with it,</DIV>
<DIV> As you
can see,</DIV>
<DIV> I wish
it would stop</DIV>
<DIV>
BOTHERING ME!!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> WHEW!
Its gone!</DIV>
<DIV> I can
relax...</DIV>
<DIV> Oh my
goodness,</DIV>
<DIV>{^{^(**)^}^}IT IS BACK!!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>[^[^(**)^]^]Now whatever</DIV>
<DIV> Shall I
do?</DIV>
<DIV> It is so
disgusting!</DIV>
<DIV>
EEWWWWW!!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><^<^(**)^>^>Years later,</DIV>
<DIV> Spidey's
still with me,</DIV>
<DIV> And I
think that</DIV>
<DIV> I'LL
DECREE...</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>|^|^(**)^|^|That spiders are so</DIV>
<DIV> Sick and
wrong,</DIV>
<DIV> Oh,
well. I'll
quit,<BR> AND
PLAY SOME PONG!!!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> -Sarah (Who hates spiders
terribly.)</DIV></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>
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