Re: [My work]The Virgin Sacrificed to A Lurking Dragon
From Aaron F Johnson <afj...@jove.acs.unt.edu>
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· 8 Jul 1996 00:00 · View full thread
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Walter Daniels (fbn...@indy.net) wrote: > In article <4re2bh$np...@hermes.acs.unt.edu>, > afj...@jove.acs.unt.edu (Aaron F Johnson) wrote: > >'Auryanne' H Riesen (aur...@u.washington.edu) wrote: > >> *grin* > >> Who ever came up with the stupid idea that we eat > >> virgins? Sheesh! }:) > > "Dragons don't EAT virgins. Unless they ask nicely." > Of course we don't eat them. Knights taste ever so much better. Especially > after you shell them and spread on a little dragon sauce before you roast > them. BTW, I'm preparing to put put a copy of the dragon cook book, if anyone > wants a copy. I know it's been out of "print" since about 1100, but I still > have my families copy. How many times do I have to say it?! Don't eat humans, they're very bad for you. Humans are currently the fifth fattest creatures on the planet. That's more fat than your average pig! And they eat all sorts of things with preservatives and carcinogens and other really unpleasant things in them. They're disgusting! Take my advice: stick with cows. -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aaron F. Johnson |"Do not meddle in the affairs of aka Draco Draconis Eboni | Dragons, for you are chewy aka Ebony the Black Dragon | and taste good dipped in afj...@jove.acs.unt.edu | chocolate." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm a Black Dragon, trapped in a White Man's Body. YARK!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Surreality just got funky!" -- Scud, the Disposable Assassin ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nobody WANTS my opinions!
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,540ed315c27992d7 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: f8dca,540ed315c27992d7 X-Google-Attributes: gidf8dca,public From: afj...@jove.acs.unt.edu (Aaron F Johnson) Subject: Re: [My work]The Virgin Sacrificed to A Lurking Dragon Date: 1996/07/08 Message-ID: <4rr8jl$el...@hermes.acs.unt.edu>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 167197139 references: <Hei...@austin-1-4.i-link.net> <Pin...@homer06.u.washington.edu> <4re2bh$np...@hermes.acs.unt.edu> <4rhd3l$1s...@news.indy.net> followup-to: alt.ascii-art,alt.fan.dragons organization: University of North Texas newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.fan.dragons
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