Groucho Marx Fan Club ( REPRISE )
From Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz>
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" I resign. I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me
as a member "
- Groucho Marx ( Attributed )
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" Blood's not thicker than money. "
- Groucho Marx ( Double Dynamite )
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" Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. "
- Groucho Marx ( A Day at the Races ).
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" Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is
probably more than she ever did. "
- Groucho Marx ( Duck Soup ).
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-unknown-
" I cannot say that I do not disagree with you. "
- Groucho Marx
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"Room service? Send up a larger room"
- Groucho Marx
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// -Wil Dixon-
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"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a bananna."
- Groucho Marx
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"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute
somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."
- Groucho Marx
'Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an
institution?'
- Groucho Marx
"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth
shut and his checkbook open." - Groucho Marx
Quote: I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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You Bet Your Life banter (got censored, no copy exists, but true story)
Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.
Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?
Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth
once in a while.
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Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend;
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
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" The Marx Brothers produced a (relatively forgettable) film called
'A Night in Casablanca.'
Warner Brothers sent Groucho a memo saying that they owned the
rights to the name "Casablanca," and they would sue him for
infringement.
Groucho promptly fired back with a memo that the Marx Brothers had
been brothers longer than Warner Brothers, and *they* were
countersuing for infringement..." -- Andrew Roazen
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Lydia Oh Lydia, Oh have you met Lydia
Lydia the Tattooed Lady (*)(*)
She's got eyes that men adore so ) .(
And a torso even more so..... ( v )
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- Groucho Marx
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