Re: Happy NEWT Year

In article <199...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>,
phe...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Paul H. Henry) wrote:

< - SNIP - Enterprize and Star Trec nerd crap deleted>

> Well, enough of it was destroyed that it ain't gonna fly no more. Just
> like the USS Gingrich, after its upcoming battles with the Cardassian
> ships Shady Book Deal, Family Deserter, Draft Dodger, and GOPAC
> Irregularities. What fun!
> 

Shady Book Deal:  Wouldn't *YOU* go for 4.5 mil if you could.  And now,
what an honorable man - he's not even taking the bucks!  And Speaking of
using your office for additional income, how 'bout the Prez (and Bill) with
WhiteWater?  Then to top it off, they can't even manage the money right on
this scam and claim to have actully lost money on it.  Heh heh heh... They
make me laugh! What a couple of Looooosserrrrs!  I can't believe anybody
would vote for such a clown - he even looks like one with his red nose,
spikey hair, and tears running down his face.  The Mayor of Arkansas can't
even manage his own affairs (pun intended) let alone the country's.  His
lawyer wife is just another scaming schiester.  If they weren't so damaging
to the country I'd find them much funnier!

Family Deserter:  So what.  Who cares?  If you want to talk about strange
family members, how 'bout them Clintons?  A soap opera could go FOREVER on
Clinton family history!

Draft dodger:  When I 1st glanced through the poster's paragraph, "Draft
Dodger" really stood out and I assumed the reference was to our USSR bound
President to be. I wouldn't think any liberal would want to talk about
draft dodging with the current White House resident - unless you like to
get hammered.

GOPAC Irregularities:  Let's talk about the Liberal run House Post Office
for starters and then go for any other "irregularities" in either party. 
Clean up time!

In 2 years (after the next election), Speaker Newt will annouce another
full sweep of the Liberal Congressmen.  The American people HAVE woken up
and ARE willing to take responsibility for themselves.  It's a sad thing
when all the siblings kick Big Brother in the butt and tell him to "Stay
out of our lives!" - Well, it's sad for Big Brother anyway.  

Less government + Less tax + Less spend = Less Liberals

Take care of yourself, (if you can't, have your family help you)
Gary

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