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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 24 Jul 1998.
Re: About the future

Re: About the future

>Message-id: <35B...@ukonline.co.uk>
Official languages are changing?  It's almost
as bad as the following...  ;)

A high school student in Idaho  urged people
 to sign a petition demanding strict control or 
total elimination of the chemical
 "dihydrogen monoxide."
 
 And for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It's a major component in acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It's been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
 
 He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three
 said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was:
-- water.--
 
He did this as a school project . The title of his prize winning project was,
"How Gullible Are We?"  He
 feels the conclusion is obvious.

-joan
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Date: 1998/07/24
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