LETS MAKE SOME MONEY!!!

Are you tired of reading "get rich quick Schemes" always
wondering "DO THEY REALLY WORK?". "How much will it cost?"
etc...


About 5 minutes ago, I was browsing through the
newsgroups when I accidentally downloaded a "Need cash Fast"
posting. I tend to avoid them because I simply don't believe
in them.


But after reading it, my optimism urges/ed me to give it
a try, after all it will only cost me around $8.00
($5.00 + postage). Without being arrogant, conceded etc...
I consider myself intelligent and I�m currently on summer
vacation from college browsing the web


If you think about it "WHY THE HELL NOT", $8.00
I also consider myself very honest and would guess
 that %80 of the population are honest, as it is
always said it's the bad eggs that get noticed
and cause the problems. Knowing this and the
fact that there are millions of people on the net,
statistically the potential outcome,
far, far, far outweighs the investment of only $8.00.

Additionally, if in fact it is all bull, the gain to the
bullshitter is $1.00, hardly worth the effort.

So I'll give it a try, off to post Office. Will keep you posted.


I have included large segments of the original posting, so
you guys can make up your own mind.

        Let me start by saying that I FINALLY
        FOUND IT! That's right! I found it! And
        I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate
        those schemes like multi-level marketing,
        mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing scams,
        900 number scams...the list goes on forever.
        I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking
        to make money (more like 'desperate stupid
        people who will try anything for money!').
        Well,  when I was a teenager,  these claims to
        'get me rich quick' sounded irresistible! I
        would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95 there,
        $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.
        I had maxed out my new Circuit City Card AND
        my Visa...I was desperate for money!!  So, I
        gave them all a chance but failed at every one
        of them! Maybe they worked for some people, but
        not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that
        JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got the mail.
        I recognized it right away.  I can smell a money
        scam from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT....
        I thought I could sniff out a scam easily.
        WAS I WRONG!!  ....I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!


        I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article
        stating to GET CASH FAST!!  I thought...
        "Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just have to
        see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."
        The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL
        TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN
        4 WEEKS!  Well,  the more I thought about it, the more
        I became very curious. Why?  Because of the way it
        worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS
        (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!



        Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount
        to reach, but it was possible.  I knew that I could
        at least get a return of $1,000 or so.  So I did it!!
        As per the instructions in the article, I mailed out
        ('snail mail' for you e-mail fanatics)  a single dollar
        bill to each of the five people on the list that was
        contained in the article.  I included a small note,
        with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."
        I then removed the first position name of the five names
        listed and moved everyone up one po-sition, and I put
        my name in position five of the list.  This is how the
        money starts rolling in!  I then took this revised
        article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
        ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE
        AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come
        in...pre-pared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in
        cash or so.... But what a welcome surprise when those
        envelopes kept coming in!!!  I knew what they were as
        soon as I saw the return addresses from people all over
        the world


        Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even some
        from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So
        how much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000?
        Not even!!! I received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't
        believe it!!



        I now have a brand new black Chevrolet Tahoe to speak
        for, due to this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am
        ready to do it again!!! So maybe it was possible to
        get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but  IT COMPLETELY
        DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow
        through and repost this article everywhere you can
        think of!  The more postings you achieve will determine
        how much cash will arrive in your very own mailbox!!
        It's just too easy to pass up!!!

YES REPOSTING IS WHAT ONE WOULD CALL THE ONLY "CATCH" TO THIS
INVESTMENT. BUT REMEMBER IN THIS CASE A LITTLE WORK CAN GO
A VERY VERY LONG WAY. DO WHAT I'M DOING, WRITING THIS NOTE ON
WINDOWS NOTEPAD, ADDING BITS AND PIECES THEN CUT AND PASTING IT
TO NESCAPE'S NEWS VIEWER, WHICH MAKES POSTING TO NEWS GROUPS
A BREEZE.

-Carl

LETS'S REVIEW THE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DO THIS:
  
  COST = $5.00 + 5 envelopes + 5 stamps
EFFORT = REPOSTING THE AMMENDED ARTICLE to the newsgroups
         the more postings = a larger audience.
         + (going to post office and mailing (postage and
            handling).
  WAIT = GO ABOUT LIFE LIKE NORMAL.
  WALK = OR RUN TO MAILBOX DAILY.
  BANK = DEPOSIT, DEPOSIT, DEPOSIT
 
-Carl


/HOW?
                         



                                          
        So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have
        carefully provided the most detailed, yet
        straightforward instructions on how to easily get this
        under-way and get your cash on its way.  SO,
        ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!



*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

INSTRUCTIONS:


1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
    "Please add my name to your list".  This creates a
    service out of this money making system and thus
    making it completely legal.  You are not just
    randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying
    one dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure
    you include your name and address.  I assure you
    that,  again,  this is completely legal!  For a neat
    little twist, also write what slot their name was
    in: "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a little fun!
    This is all about having fun and making money at
    the same time!


2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill
    (no checks or money orders), and put them into an
    envelope and send it on its way to the five
    people listed.  The folding of the paper around
    the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient.
    THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!


3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get
    YOUR MONEY COMING TO YOUR MAILBOX.
    Look at the list of five people;  remove the
    first name from position one and move everyone
    on the list up slot one on the list. Position 2
    name will now move to the position 1 slot ,
    position 3 will now become position 2,
    4 will be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now put your name,
    address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5,
    the bottom position on the list.


4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups
    and local bulletin boards' message areas & file
    section as possible.  Give a catchy description
    of the file so it gets noticed!!
    Such as: "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or
    "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.
    And the more uploads, the more money you will
    make, and of course, the more money the others
    on the list will make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE
    CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY
    PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE
    & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits,
    believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total
    uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings
    or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!!
    If you can UUE encode the file when uploading,
    that will make it easier for the people to
    receive it and have it downloaded to their hard
    drive.That way they get a copy of the article
    right on their computer without hassles
    of viewing and then saving the article from
    the File menu. Don't alter the file type,
    leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The best
    test is to be able to view this file using
    Microsoft's Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad
    for Windows '95. If the margins look right
    without making the screen slide left or right
    when at the ends of the sentences, you're in
    business!


5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the
    sysop of the BBS, or "POST" a message on a
    newsgroup asking how to post a file,  tell
    them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE
    WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to
    describe how to do it but there are simply
    too many internet software packages with
    slightly different yet relatively simple ways
    to post or upload a file.Just ask for help
    or look in the help section for 'posting'. I
    do know that for GNN, you simply select
   'POST' then enter a catchy description under
    the subject box, choose 'ATTACH',
    selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose
   'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
    text file CASH.TXT and click on it and
    choose 'OK'.  Place a one line statemen
    in the main body section of the message
    post screen. Something like "Download this
    to read how to get cash arriving in your
    mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.
    Just make sure it represents its true
    feasibility, NOT something like...
    "Get one million dollars flooding in your
    mailbox in two days!" You'll never get
    ANY responses!
 

6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK
    AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS
    THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
    start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but
    AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM WILL
    HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do
    is take it out of the mailbox and try not
    to scream too loud (outside anyway) when
    you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
  

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then
    get that something special you always wanted
    or buy that special person in your life (or
    the one you want in your life)  a gift
    they'll never forget.  ENJOY LIFE!

8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,
    simply re-activate this file again; Reposting
    it in the old places where you originally
    posted and possibly some new places you
    now know of.  Don't ever lose this file,
    always keep a copy at your reach for when
    you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE
    TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND
    TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!

9.  (This step added by Charles Reiley). Hello,
    This is exciting isn't it?! While I'm on
    the list, just add a note saying "Please
    include extra money tips" with your name
    & E-MAIL address, and I will (FOR FREE) send
    you some neat methods to increase the money
    you will receive with this plan. Why?...
    Why not? I'm not a selfish jerk...I like
    helping out others. E-mail just makes it
    a touch easier and cheaper, too!  After I drop
    off the list, I can no longer offer you
    this advice, obviously, but maybe someone
    else who gets my tips will offer and
    simply replace my name on this step
    number 9. Good luck and give this plan
    your all, it will definitely pay off!
    Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!


*************************************************************
*************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST  THE NAMES LIST  THE NAMES LIST
*************************************************************
*       HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*
                                                                         
                                                   *
*
                                                                         
*
*  1. Paul Dittrich
 
*
*     1509 Trigg Lane
 
*
*     Wichita Falls, TX 76306
 
*
*
 
*
*  2. Mike Sova
 
*
*     P.O. Box 381
 
*
*     Coldwater ON Canada
 
*
*     L0K 1E0
*
*
*
*  3. Paul Domansky
*
*     8767 Delwood Drive
*
*     Delta BC Canada
*
*     V4C 4A1
*
*
*  4. MARC BLAIR
   
*
*     3/15 SANDRIDGE ST
*
*     BONDI BEACH
*
*     AUSTRLIA NSW 2026
*
*
*
*  5. Carl Taylor
*
*
*     7481 Marshall St.
*
*     Arvada, CO 80003
*
*     USA
***********************************************************


NOTE:
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar
and always keep an eye on the local postings of this
file...Just to make sure that everyone is playing the
game fairly. You know where your name should be.....

*** AGAIN,HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING
FOR US ON THIS PLAN.

DATE                            INCOME
11/7/96(FIRST POSTING)          $0.00

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