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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 21 Oct 1997.
Re: a trip to McD's yields this...[pic]

Re: a trip to McD's yields this...[pic]

Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> Randy Gardner wrote:
> >
> > Spunk1111 wrote:
> > > The latest gimmick for Happy Meals here in the US are Jungle Book
> > > toys...
> >
> > Ugh. :-(
> > I hate fast food and Disney movies...... :-)
> > I think that might explain it....... :-)
> >
> > Now *this* is off-topic. :-)
> 
> Not if you illustrate.... :)

I have been allergic to McD's ever since I had to endure Ronald McD
making more of an ass of himself than usual (how is that possible? you
may well ask) by trying to conduct an orchestra playing Strauss waltzes.
To make matters worse, there were some formally dressed military people
and their spouses doing a demonstration of Viennese style waltzing in
front of the orchestra. You'll have to forgive me; I put the dancers at
the back because I shamelessly altered my own angel orchestra to
illustrate this horror that the audience, orchestra and dancers had to
submit to, everyone with forced smiles stuck to their faces except, of
course, Ronald, who continued to grin inanely throughout, oblivious to
all discomfort he was causing.
                                                    =_
                                                    ||\
                  C  O                C  O          |||\
    C  O   c  O  (\/\/   C  O        (\/\/          ||||\O
   (\/\/  (\/\/  /|  |  (\/\/   c  O /|  |          ||||\/\
   /|  |  /|  | / | /|  /|  |  (\/\// | /|          ||||// \
  / | /| / | /|/__|/ | / | /|  /|  |__|/ |          |||/  __\|
 /__|/ |/__|/ |  "    /__|/ | / | /| "              |__: //| |
   "      "             "    /__|/ |           -
                     c  O    ! "             (   )
        c  O        (\/\/     \                -\
       (\/\/   c  O /|  |  ___ \O              - \O
       /|  |  (\/\// | /| /   \/|)           ( & )/)
      / | /|  /|  |__|/ ||   ./||\      _____  -\/|\
     /__|/ | / | /| "     \___/ | \    /\ | (_)   | \
       "    /__|/ |        /|\  |__\   -- |       |__\
              "                  "       /|\       "
       O     ______________
      /\/  /________________)     O @
     /  \_|___O /___________|    _|/_   \                 O @
   |/__      /_oo-#=        |   /( )_\   \-O               \|_
   | |\\  :|(/| \/            ;/_)_(_     \_\    O        / |_\
             ||__      |O      _(   )      \|   /|       / ( )
    O /      | |\\ =#-@@|     /  /  /     __\| / |     ;/__)_(
  /_oo-#=            \/ |                //| | __||       (   )
   | \/               __||    ___O            //| |       /_|_|
  ||__      ejm97    //| |     \ \/             )>==O     '  '
  | |\\                          |      O          \/)
                               __||    /|            |   .-O
             -----            //| |   / |          __|| (=) )
              \                       __||        //| |  \(/|
               \O                    //| |               ___||
              __/%)                                     // | |
               (%%%) 
                \/\|
             *__|  \__*




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   !!!                         llizard aka ejm
^^^^%---                 cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
 "   \ yikes!      http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

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From: llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca>
Subject: Re: a trip to McD's yields this...[pic]
Date: 1997/10/21
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