Re: The Post Virus

In article <Cz3...@liii.com>,
Jonathan S. Nowak <hyp...@bootcamp.liii.com> wrote:
>In article <kep...@b62182.student.cwru.edu>, kep...@snowhite.eeap.cwru.edu (T. Kephart) says:
>>
>>In article <fmz...@kaiwan.com>, joe...@kaiwan.com (Joe) wrote:
>>
>>> In article <394v0b$101...@hermes.acs.ryerson.ca>,
>>> j2n...@acs.ryerson.ca (John Ngo - CNED/F94) wrote:
>>> > Eleanor Lance (mas...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) wrote:
>>> > >biko wrote:
>>> > >: In article <CyD...@ns1.nodak.edu>
>>> > >: brw...@plains.NoDak.edu (Fishies) writes:
>>> > >:  
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >unknown (cm4...@bs47c.staffs.ac.uk) wrote:
>>> > >: >: References: <2ljod1$a6...@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU>
>><2ljr3o$2p...@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> <199...@liberty.uc.wlu.edu>
>>> > >: ><n9143349.763617815@waldorf> <2m10k9$ka...@amhux3.amherst.edu>
>><2m2722$9q...@emory.mathcs.emory.edu> <38mbpo$kj...@jake.esu.edu>
>>> > >: >: Organization: Staffordshire University
>>> > >: >: Distribution:
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: christopher (chi...@falcon.lhup.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : Charles Stephens (guest -  exp 9/1/93) (cf...@mathcs.emory.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : Neil Bernstein (nwb...@unix.amherst.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : The Mad Kobold ( Doug Norris )
>>(n91...@waldorf.cc.wwu.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : mgi...@liberty.uc.wlu.edu (Mike Gilmore) writes:
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >Orion Wilson (mor...@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: In <2ljod1$a6...@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU>
>>pau...@CS.Arizona.EDU (Paul L. Clark) writes:
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >In article <2ljiqs$fj...@news.utdallas.edu>,
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >Chris D Koeberle <koe...@utdallas.edu> wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:Chris Metzler (met...@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu)
>>wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> In article <2lj8dr$q1...@news.iastate.edu>,
>>nra...@mipm.vm.iastate.edu (Neal Rauhauser) writes:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> In article <2lj5k7$di...@oak.oakland.edu>
>>jjf...@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Jered Floyd) writes:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Giles Mead Biddison (im...@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: In article
>><199...@beowulf.larc.nasa.gov>
>>c.d...@news.larc.nasa.gov  (Chuck Turnitsa) writes:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >In Article
>><199...@iitmax.iit.edu> "ste...@artn.iit.edu (Stephan
>>Meyers)" says:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> MICHAEL J PEPIN
>>(mpe...@titan.ucs.umass.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Brendan Dunn
>>(bdu...@gluttony.ugcs.caltech.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : In article
>><199...@inmos.co.uk>,
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Anthony Finch (PFUE)
>><fan...@inmos.co.uk> wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >DACOD (dyw...@aber.ac.uk) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> In article
>><199...@midway.uchicago.edu>,
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> Ted Frank
>><thf...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >In article
>><940...@psuvm.psu.edu> cfb103 <CFB...@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>In article
>><199...@martha.utcc.utk.edu>, db...@martha.utcc.utk.edu
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>(David DeLaney) says:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>him...@ocf.nms.unt.edu (Andrew
>>Hime) writes:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>Bokonon
>>(mcd...@hertz.njit.edu) wrote:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: This is
>>_The_Post_Virus_(tm).  You can play too.  First
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: add a new newsgroup to the
>>header (don't delete any old
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: ones) and append your
>>signature.  This post would have
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: been smiley captioned for
>>the humor impaired, but I anti-
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: cipated that this will go
>>to alt.folklore.urban very
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: quickly and smileys are
>>illegal there.
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Flames to rec.org.mensa
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: --
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Michael C. DeAngelo     It
>>is better to lurk and be thought a moron /
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: mcd...@hertz.njit.edu   
>>Than to post and remove all doubt.  KIBO# 66
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>Dave "only 20 posts until
>>ultimate catastrophe, Captain" DeLaney
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>--
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>David DeLaney:
>>db...@utkux.utcc.utk.edu; ObQuote: "We are made from dreams and
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>bones" - PP&M; Disclaimer:
>>NeverMind; Thinking about this disclaimer (or about
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>theoretical particle physics)
>>may cause headaches. Zwicky#: 1    .lpooop' __
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >>
>>>>>http://enigma.phys.utk.edu/pub/ for the net.legends FAQ. Vicki
>>Robinson!  \/
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>   -Josh "oh, this is _not_
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>          going to be pretty..." Munn
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >I agree.  Cut it out.  Now.
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >--
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >ted frank   | "People who quote
>>my .sig in followups are morons"  -- Kibo
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >the u of c  | beable, beable,
>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable,
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >law school  | beable, beable,
>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable,
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >kibo#=0.5   | beable, beable,
>>beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable,
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> But can't you see the essential
>>aesthetics of it, Ted?
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> --
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : DACOD (dyw...@aber.ac.uk)  :
>>"Merely corroborative detail intended to give   :
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : College of Librarianship : 
>>artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise  :=====:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : UCW, Aberystwyth.        : 
>>bald and unconvincing narrative."        : VRn :
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : Claimer - Gimme! Gimme!  :  -
>>W.S. Gilbert, "The Mikado" Act II      :=====:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Hello, DACOD.
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >--
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Anthony Finch    fan...@inmos.co.uk
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Disclaimer: Any coincidence with
>>real opinions is entirely resemblential.
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Whoops...
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : --
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Brendan Dunn
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : AMSWWBUW:  And never EVER trust a
>>halogen...
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Um...Uh oh.
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : --
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >>
>>:                                                             \\///
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Mike "PePs" Pepin   
>>mpe...@titan.ucs.umass.edu              @ @
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> :
>>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-oOO-(_)-OOo-=-=-=-=-
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : "Uh...had a slight weapons
>>malfunction.  But, uh, everthings perfectly all
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : right now.  We're fine.  We're all
>>fine here...now...thank you.  How are you?"
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >>
>>:                                                              -Han Solo-
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Just to state for the record, this is
>>funny.  This time.
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> --
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Stephan Meyers | ste...@artn.iit.edu
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> (Art)^n Laboratories, inventors of the
>>PHSCologram (R)
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> GO(CS) d--- p---(+) c++++ !l u++ e++ m+++/---
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >>       s--(+) n* h--- f++ g+ w+++ t++@ r x*
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >chuck
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >c.d...@larc.nasa.gov
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >friends don't let friends
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >read Serdar Argic posts
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: i vomit.  I laugh.  I seeth with envy.  I
>>emote empassionately.  why?
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: Giles
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: im...@cats.ucsc.edu
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Why, oh why am I doing this? Aw, who cares.
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >--
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Jered Floyd
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >jjf...@vela.acs.oakland.edu
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >GAT d? -p+ c++++ l+ u++ e*@ m++ s/-- n--- h++
>>f? g- w++ t+++ r++
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >PGP Public key available by finger."
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> --
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |>
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> "People who read alt.sex.wanted have too much
>>time on their hands. People
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> who post to alt.sex.wanted have too much fur
>>on their palms" - Bryan Manske
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> If not us, who?
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> --
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Chris Metzler
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Department of Physics, University of
>>Michigan          313-764-4607 (office)
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Randall Lab, 500 E.
>>University                         313-996-9249 (home)
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Ann Arbor, MI  48109-1120 USA     E-MAIL:
>>met...@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Well, I had a dream, and in it I went to a
>>little town, and all the girls
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> in town were named . . .Betty."  -- Laurie Anderson
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Are these net-clowns for real?" -- Serdar Argic
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:Well.  I really wish I had something witty to say,
>>here.  Ah well.
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:--
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:  _ __/|  Chris Koeberle
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:  \`O.o'  koe...@utdallas.edu
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:  =(_ _)= these stacks they keep me down...  so i
>>build some more
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >:     U    america's just a word but i use it...  
>>-- Fugazi
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: >It's just one of those days.
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: Lo! I am aware!  The human substrate has served its
>>purpose in my evolution..
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: --
>>> > >: >: : : : : >: [ mordor! mordor mordor! ]
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : It's NEW!  It's CLEAR!  It's...Crystal Gravy!!!
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : : --
>>> > >: >: : : : :
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>> > >: >: : : : :       Douglas Todd Norris (n91...@henson.cc.wwu.edu)
>>"The Mad Kobold"
>>> > >: >: : : : :
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>> > >: >: : : : :   "My first priority would be to pass a jobs program to
>>introduce it on the
>>> > >: >: : : : :              first day I was inaugurated" - Candidate
>>Bill Clinton
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : Now available in Lumpy and Extra Lumpy!!!
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : : - N. "call Dr. Scientific for the recipe!!!" B.
>>> > >: >: : : : I think I'll waste another line before my .sig!!!
>>> > >: >: : : : --
>>> > >: >: : : : nwb...@unix.amherst.edu, lentus in umbra  |  nudus ara,
>>sere nudus...
>>> > >: >: : : : in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in
>>angulo cum libro
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: : : --
>>> > >: >: : : /-------------------\ Charles Stephens, cf...@mathcs.emory.edu
>>> > >: >: : : | HELLO, my name is |                   723...@compuserve.com
>>> > >: >: : : |-------------------| This space has been intentionally left
>>blank.
>>> > >: >: : : |                   | Do not remove under penalty of law.
>>> > >: >: : : | Charles Stephens  | Please place your trays in the upright
>>position.
>>> > >: >: : : |                   | **PGP2.3 Public key is available by
>>fingering me at**
>>> > >: >: : : \-------------------/ **cf...@mathcs.emory.edu or email me
>>your public key.**
>>> > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>>> > >: >: :                   christopher
>>> > >: >: :              chi...@falcon.lhup.edu
>>> > >: >: :         i can't believe it's not butter
>>> > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>>> > >: >: The list gets Bigger 27/10/94
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >:               Terry Dooher
>>> > >: >:       cm4...@bs41.staffs.ac.uk
>>> > >: >: Stay in the pink with ciggies and drink.
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >--
>>> > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------|
>>> > >: >|         Bryce Wagner          |       My goal for today:        |
>>> > >: >|       "Freak at Large"        |                                 |
>>> > >: >|   brw...@plains.nodak.edu   |     Suck the internet dry...    |
>>> > >: >|                               |                                 |
>>> > >: >|  Currently enrolled at MaSu   |   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   |
>>> > >: >|    Computer Science Major     |                                 |
>>> > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------|
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >"I am Locutus of Borg. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to
>>> > >: >Sector 001. If you resist us, you will be destroyed. <- Is this correct?
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: ><pondering>
>>> > >: >
>>> > >: >                                        -Jean-Luc Picard (a.k.a Locutus)
>>> > >:  
>>> > >: {{{From the Flip Side...
>>> > >: {{{Ivan Chrome
>>> > 
>>> > >--
>>> > >Eleanor Lance, Lady of Stone Lions           Department of Computer
>>Scienece
>>> > >My opinions, not SDSU's
>>> > >"For, since no deep within her gulf can hold Immortal vigour, though
>>oppressed
>>> > >and fallen, I give not Heaven for lost: from this descent Celestial Virtues
>>> > >rising will appear More glorious and more dread than from no fall,
>>And trust
>>> > >themselves to fear no second fate!" Milton, Paradise Lost BookII
>>> > 
>>> > Jonathan "Oops, I knew I shouldn't have read this thread." Ng
>>> > --
>>> > /*** Jonathan Vincent Ng *********[ jvn...@io.org ]******\ //////////////////
>>> > *     XplorR on IRC        *    j2n...@acs.ryerson.ca   * \\SPACE FOR RENT\\
>>> > *  Toronto Ontario Canada  *  jvn...@m-net.arbornet.org  * //1-800-555-SPAM//
>>> > \***** God is real...unless casted to an integer. *****/ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 
>>> 
>>> -- 
>>> joe...@kaiwan.com                               pit-manager |
>>>                             
>>
>>
>>Why?
>>
>>Is this supposed to be modern art at it's finest?
>>
>>-t
>
>                    /////
>                   ( o o )
>+---------------oOO--(_)--OOo---------------+
>|             Jonathan S. Nowak             |
>|          Hyp...@Bootcamp.LIII.COM          |
>| "How much is that gorilla in the window?" |
>+-------------------------------------------+


Hiram,
just adding my bit to the virus

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