TALK: Collection from sig lines

Hi Gang,

I've been lurking around here for quite a while, and some of the "sayings"
in the signature lines have really impressed me. So, I decided to cut &
paste and start a collection. No names attached, so if you see yours, you
are anonymous, not that you probably mind. I'm starting a second
collection now. Anyway, thought I would share them with you. 

Hope you enjoy these:
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"It's a list I made up when I was 12 of things I wanted to do before I
die.
 Omy god.        How embarassing.  No.1 was Touch a Boobie."

"Dont take life too seriously - it's not permanant"

To Be Or Not To Be " - What Kind of Questions is That?

"Reality Is A Crutch For People Who Cant Handle Science Fiction"

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, perhaps
you
have misunderstood the situation."

 "The cruellest lies are often told in silence"    --Robert Louis
Stevenson

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how
improbable, must be the truth."   --Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it". -- Winston
Churchill

... (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et gun and blow away computer

... Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.

... A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer.

 ASCII and it shall be given to you...

"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."  - Anais Nin,
1903-1997

... Any computer equipment, when running correctly, is obsolete.

.Sig?  No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

"Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic"
      "...so howz this 'InnerNet Mail' stuff work again?"

We apologise for the loss of sig. Normal service will be rusumed
shortly...

I don't live in Quebec, nor do I support the policies of that province.
In fact, the only thing that I've done that is remotely French is to
French kiss.

.... Life is a one-way ticket... Don't get caught on the wrong flight.

    

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