Adam in a party
From Timo Hietanen <tim...@nospam.purkki.mbnet.fi>
· alt.ascii-art
· 14 Jan 2000 00:00 · View full thread
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My very first actual ascii-art-wannabe, disquised in a form of a joke,
or, a hilarious tale.
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.-------------------------------------------------------.
_| All eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous redhead walked |_
|_ into the costume party stark naked... _|
| |
`-------------------------------------------------------'
&&
&&/|\
&&| oo
&(| -.
&&| =
.&' (_
/ \_/ '\
/ + \
( (( .)( .) )
\ _ _ /
\= =/
.-------------------------------------------.
_| |_
|_ The alarmed host rushed to intercept her. _|
| |
`-------------------------------------------'
.--------------.
| Where's your |
| costume?! |
`-----------.--'
&& \
&&/|\ \/--.
&&| oo oO '-8
&(| -. / `..
&&| o = / '\
.&' (_ \. /`./ \
/ \_/ '\ ' \/ .` '
/ + \ `\ /\ ` \/ |
( (( .)( .) ) \/ ' \ /
\ _ _ / | \/
\= =/ | |
.---------------. .-------------------.
| This is it. I | | Adam? You don't |
| came as Adam. | | even have a dick! |
`-.-------------' `------.------------'
&& / \
&&/|\ \/--.
&&| oo oO '-8 .
&(| -. / `.. ' '
&&| \/ = / '\ | |
.&' (_ /`./ \/ /
/ \_/ '\ / /
/ + \ ._/ /\ |\/
( (( .)( .) ) ` ._/ ' |
\ _ _ / '' | |
\= =/ | |
.--------------.
| Give me a |
| few minutes. |
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&&/|\ \/--.
&&| oo oO '-8 .
&(| -. / `.. ' '
&&| x = / '\ | |
.&' (_ /`./ \/ /
/ \_/ '\ / /
/ + \ ._/ /\ |\/
( (( .)( .) ) ` ._/ ' |
\ _ _ / '' | |
\= =/ | |
She replied, "Give me a few minutes."
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Damn, host's palms look wicked.
>-{ http://welcome.to/timos }-+-{ mailto:thi...@softhome.net }->
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