MONEY

Hi There

If you are not interested in making thousands of dollars effortlessly,
then read no further.  Otherwise, take five minutes to look this over
and it WILL change your life.

A little while back, I was browsing through these newsgroups, just 
like you are now, and came acress an article similar to this that 
said you could make thousands of dollars in weeks, with only an 
initial investment of $5!  So, I thought, "Yeah, right, must be a
scam",
but I was curious, like most of us, so I kept reading.  

After thinking it over, talking to a few people first, I figured  
what have I got to lose except for 5 stamps and $5, right?  This is
from 
someone who has tryed it and it worked like a charm.  So I decided to
give
it a try. In my first week I made about 15 to 35 dollars. 

Well, two weeks later, I began recieving big bucks in the mail!  I
couldn't
believe it!  And money just kept coming. At the end of the fourth
week, 
I had recieved nearly $40,000.00. It came from all over the world. And

every bit of it perfectly legal and on the up and up. 

Not only does it work for me, it works for everyone who has enough
sense
to  stick with the rules. I have enough sense that I'm taking a
similar chance with $5 of my own. Not a big chance, I admit--but
one with incredible potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests
in
this system - period. 

Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:

STEP 1.

Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces of paper along with the words:

"PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."

In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're
paying
for a legitimate service. Fold a $1 bill (only) between two dark
pieces
of
paper and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to the following five
addresses:

 1.David C.
      4243 Westervelt Place
      Victoria, B.C. V8X 4Y2

2. John McRackin
      P.O. Box 7548
      College Station, TX 77844

3. Bryan
      1350 Greens Pkwy #911
      Houston, TX  77067     

4. JC Conca 
      6640 Whitley Terrace                        
      Los Angeles, CA 90068

5. Lance Yamamoto
    1134-A 3rd Ave.
     Honolulu, HI 96816
      

 
STEP 2.

    Now remove the bottom name from the list, and move the
    other names down.This way, #4 becomes #5 and so on.
    Put your name in as the first one on the list.

STEP 3.

    Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at
    least 19000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
    Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember
    the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
    article and send you cash!

STEP 4.

    You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
    returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the Internet is new
    and huge. There is no way you can lose.

    Now here is how and why this system works:

    Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.
    Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or
    money orders, but real cash with your name at #1.

    Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 250
    additional postings with your name at #2, 1000 postings. On
    average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
    #2,....$50.00 in your pocket!

    Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your
    name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.
    They make 250 postings each with your name at #4= 100,000
    postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!

    Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at
    #5 and you get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off
    the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 250
    postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.

    From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
    you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.

The end result depends on you. You must follow through
and repost this article everywhere you can think of.
The more  postings you  make, the more cash ends up in
your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!

So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it. Print this out
right now so you can refer back to this article easily. Try to keep
an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
playing fairly. You know where your name should be.

If you're really not sure or still think this can't be
for real, then don't do it. But please print this article and pass
it along to someone you know who really needs the bucks, and see
what happens.

    REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
    NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS!
    GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
    WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!


         TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!!!  :o) !!!!!!!!!!

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