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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 19 Nov 1997.
Oops, here it is again

Oops, here it is again

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Equation for finding the value of "chimp"                     .-"-.
                                                             /.-.-.\_
chimp=(a+x) + t6 (w+zm) - 4                                ( ( o o ) )
a is equal to the sum of the numbers in the current time     |/ " \|
(in military time) e.g. if the time is 17:22 then the value  \'---'/
of a=12, x is current temperature, t is # of turtles within  /`"""`\
one square mile (if any), w is size of wombat involved (in inches)
z is a reddish color, m is the ratio between your height relative
to the chimp in question.

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From: Chris Branas <bra...@anti-spam.cftnet.com>
Subject: Oops, here it is again
Date: 1997/11/19
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Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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