Re: [Comic] another night out.

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>    >Her:  <face moves into that look that only 5 year old tomboys seem
>    >to be able to pull off.  The one she does so well when she
>    >knows she is caught.  You know the look that is half pout and
>    >half "lets wrestle" look they get on occasion?>
>
>
>                You mean...kinda like this?
>                             \      _____
>                                   (((   `\
>                                   o -`\   )
>                                   (^  )   )
>                                    ~-(     )
>                                    _'((,,,))

I suppose at that will come close enough for ascii. :)

>                                                    _____
> I used to be a tomboy. But then my chest          (((   `\
> started getting caught on branches while          _ _`\   )
> I was climbing trees. It was around that          (^  )   )
> time that I decided to stop climbing trees         ~-(     )
> and become a full-time girl. Hehehe!               _'((,,,))

Thats too bad.  We need more tomboys.  They keep things
interesting.

>        I can still whip your wussy Cali-
>        formula butt, though, Paco. Maybe
>        you should try some sober bicycling
>        with Llizard, instead of hitting on
>        drunken women in bars.

I doubt that anyone will be believe this but I haven't been hitting on
them.  They seem be hitting on me more often than not these days.  Not
entirely sure on the whys and whats of that but it's beginning to
confuse the hell out of me.  Rude, blunt, and egotistical people are
supposed to be shunned, not encouraged.  I knew there was a
reason I was antisocial until 374 days ago.  I keep thinking I am
going to relapse.

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  | /    /                    |/    /
  |/    /                     /   /   Bell bottoms!
  /   /                      (   <
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  Let me get this straight: I can't
  even remember your name after having
  seen you here now on several occasions.
  I have made rude comments about your
  choices in friends and you are asking /me/
  what /my/ plans are after last call?
             ._-_.
            //// _\               That pretty much sums it up.
           ///   .'.         ,,..
           /|(    _\        /|\\\\
           \\|    |         . . )\\
           //\\  c/         /   ///
           /.-'==='-.       '=' `\\
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    |\||--/   /---\   \--/    /    /---\||
    ||||-(   /-----\   )-|   /    /-----\|
    |||| |  |       |  | |--,,__ /     |||
    '||| |  |       |  | |  /\  "\     '||
      '| |  |       |  | |_|  '\ _\     '|
       __|__|       |__|_/ |    '; \
      (_____|       |_____)|     / /
                                (_/

  This isn't computing in
  my brain.  Would you         You are fascinating.  You are
  care to explain why          able to get away with things
  despite my attitude you      that no one else even thinks
  have taken this interest?    about trying.  I have never
                               seen anyone in my life offer
             ._-_.             hard proof to a girl in a
            //// _\                 wheelchair that every
           ///   .'.         ,,..   straight man in this club
           /|(    _\        /|\\\\  would have sex with her
           \\|   _|         . . )\\ and change her opinion of
           //\\  _/         /   /// people and her self.
           /.-'==='-.       '=_ `\\       How many people
        ..-"         '\     ./--'//_      would even think of
     __/____-|:F_P:|\  \   /        ",_   doing that much less
    |.-------|     |-\~~;-(  .'    .  \|  have the balls and
    ||XXXXXXX|     |X/ /XXX\  -.   /\  \  see the need to pull
    \\XXXXXXX|  |~~|o /XXXXX|     |X/  /      that kind of thing?
    |\\XXXXXX|xx|  |8/XXXXX//     |/  /\\
    ||\\----/   '--'\----- /------\(()||\\
    \\||   /   / \   \    /   \ '  |  \\||
    |\||--/   /---\   \--/    /    /---\||
    ||||-(   /-----\   )-|   /    /-----\|
    |||| |  |       |  | |--,,__ /     |||
    '||| |  |       |  | |  /\  "\     '||
      '| |  |       |  | |_|  '\ _\     '|
       __|__|       |__|_/ |    '; \
      (_____|       |_____)|     / /
                                (_/

  Oh, you were here for
  that experiment?
       \     ._-_.       It is almost legendary.  After
            //// _\                /    seeing that I understood
           ///   o'o         ,,..       what Joe said about you
           /|(    _\        /|\\\\      being careful not to
           \\|    |         . . )\\     start a cult.
           //\\  c/         /   ///
           /.-'==='-.       '=' `\\
        ..-"         '\-.,--./--'//_
     __/____-|:F_P:|\  \.,-/        ",_
    |.-------|     |-\~~;-(  .'    .  \|
    ||XXXXXXX|     |X/ /XXX\  -.   /\  \
    \\XXXXXXX|  |~~|o /XXXXX|     |X/  /
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    \\||   /   / \   \    /   \ '  |  \\||
    |\||--/   /---\   \--/    /    /---\||
    ||||-(   /-----\   )-|   /    /-----\|
    |||| |  |       |  | |--,,__ /     |||
    '||| |  |       |  | |  /\  "\     '||
      '| |  |       |  | |_|  '\ _\     '|
       __|__|       |__|_/ |    '; \
      (_____|       |_____)|     / /
                                (_/


             ._-_.
            ////  \                But he also said not to
           ///  ~,~,         ,,..      talk about that for
           /|(    _\        /|\\\\  /  some reason.
           \\|    |         . . )\\    So again: what are
           //\\  ~/         /   ///    your plans.
           /.-'==='-.       '=_ `\\
        ..-"         '\-.,--./--'//_
     __/____-|:F_P:|\  \.,-/        ",_
    |.-------|     |-\~~;-(  .'    .  \|
    ||XXXXXXX|     |X/ /XXX\  -.   /\  \
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    |\||--/   /---\   \--/    /    /---\||
    ||||-(   /-----\   )-|   /    /-----\|
    |||| |  |       |  | |--,,__ /     |||
    '||| |  |       |  | |  /\  "\     '||
      '| |  |       |  | |_|  '\ _\     '|
       __|__|       |__|_/ |    '; \
      (_____|       |_____)|     / /
                                (_/

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