--EASY FAST CASH !!!

The following article and close facsimiles have been circulating sometime
on the newsgroups so I thought I would try it out. I sure hope it for
works and in theory it should.  So please take 3 minutes to read what
follows and it could be one of the best decisions you ever made.  It's
QUICK, HONEST, and LEGAL and if the directions are followed a significant
amount of money can be made.  Why not give it at least a quick read?  What
have you got to lose?

ARTICLE:I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me that I could
make an average of $50,000 within a couple of months for an investment of
only $5. I quickly assumed it had to be a scam.  I can't stand scams,
because usually someone gets burned, and I didn't want it it to be me. 
After rejecting the idea at first, I realized all I had to lose was the $5
in my wallet.  I figured, what the heck, and decided to give it a shot. A
friend told me that she invested $5 because of the article I showed her
and  later she began receiving money in the mail!  Soon, hundreds, and
then thousands of dollars began to roll in.  Within 4 weeks, she had
received a total of $12,243!  It came from everywhere in the world and was
still pouring in. I  had initially rejected the idea but after some
serious brainstorming and research, I was convinced.      

In the worst case scenario, all I would lose would be the $5 dollars in my
wallet.  I spend that on lunch alone. If you follow the three steps below
there is no reason why the same profits shouldn't happen to you!  This is
a legitimate investment opportunity.  You invest $5, and you receive a
return on your investment.  So does the next investor. 

NOT ILLEGAL - NOT A CHAIN LETTER - PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE. If you are not
interested simply don't participate, but please print this article and
pass it on to someone who may be interested so they can take advantage.The
procedure is simple.

1)  Write your name, address, country and e-mail address (optional) on 5
sheets of paper.  Below that, write the words, "Please add me to your
mailing list."  You should use thick dark paper to discourage mail theft.
Fold a $1 U.S. bill or near equivalent in foreign currencies (make sure it
is a paper currency as coins are difficult to exchange in foreign
countries) in each piece of paper and mail them to the following 5
addresses: 

1.  D Rehkamp    
    1028 Bromo Avenue 
    St.Cloud, MN 56303 

2.  J Choice    
    78-1 Drexelbrook Drive
    Drexel Hill, PA 19026 

3.  Cylissa Vernente
    Po Box 05
    Waupaca, WI 54981 

4. K Abbood     
   PO BOX 4512
   Lubbock, TX 79409

5. S Chamberlin
    PO Box 455
    Manitowish Waters WI 54545

2)  Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other four names
up.  In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on.  Put your name as #5 on the
list.  You can do this by simply retyping the article or reposting it to
other newsgroups with the edited addresses.

3)  Post the article to at least 350 newsgroups.  There are 19,000 and
growing daily so it should not be difficult to find that many. You are now
in the mail order investment business and should start seeing returns
within several weeks.  Of course, the more newgroups you post to,the
greater your return will be.  If you wish to remain anonymous, you may use
a psuedonym but MAKE SURE YOUR ADDRESS IS CORRECT!

IS THIS LEGAL??

Yes it is!  You are using the Internet to advertise your business.What is
your business??  You are assembling a mailing list of people who are
interested in home-based computer and online businesses as a method of
generating income at home. People send you a small fee ($1 U.S. or
equivalent in foreign paper currency) to be added to your list.  This is
legal.  Look it up. What will you do with your list of thousands of
names??  This is up to you.  You may sell it to direct marketing firms,
share it, or whatever else you want to do.  Either way, the money received
is legal income.

FOLLOW THE RULES. 

They are tried and true, they are legal and they work if everyone is
honest.  No need to re-invent the wheel.  Also, be sure to keep a record
of everyone who sends you a request.  This is your mailing list and the
more it grows, the more it will be worth to you, and to others, such as
direct marketing firms, who may wish to purchase your list at a later
date. 

HERE IS WHY THE SYSTEM WORKS

The Internet is growing at a tremendous rate - it doubles in size every 4
months. Think about it.  You see those 'Make Money Fast' postings more and
more.  All that growth means profits for everyone who participates. There
are no losers.  Even if you only make a few hundred dollars you still
turned a profit. Statistics show that an average response rate is about
3%.  So for every 350 postings you make you should recieve an average of
10 responses.

  Yes,only 10. You will make $10 for every 350 postings with your name at
#5. Each of the 10 people who sent you $1 now also make 350 additional
postings with your name at #4.  10x350=3500 postings.  These 10 people
should getback 10 responses each.  10x10=100 responses therefore 100
people will send you $1 with your name at #4.  $100.

Your 100 new agents make 350 postings each with your name at #3 or 35,000
postings.   Average return is 1000 responses therefore $1000.  These 1000
make 350 postings each with your name at #2 or 350,000 postings.   Average
return is 10,000 responses therefore $10,000.

These final 10,000 people make 350 postings with your name at #1 and you
get a return of $100,000 before your name drops off the list. 

 The total possible income of one cycle is
$10+$100+$1000+$10,000+$100,000=$111,110 U.S.

THAT IS IF EVERYONE DOWN-LINE MAKES ONLY 350 POSTINGS!!

From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the list, you take
the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups and send out another
$5,putting your name at #5, and start posting again.  This keeps the cycle
going.  

Remember, 350 postings is only a guideline.  The more you post, the
greater the return.The reason why the average total income is around
$50,000 is because of the inevitable loss of people down-line due to lack
of faith in the system and because of people adding their names to the
list but not sending out the $5. 

THE ONLY COST IS $5 U.S.,  5 STAMPS AND 5 ENVELOPES.

Anyone can afford to invest $5, especially when the returns are so
spectacular.Some people have said to me, "What happens if the idea is
played out and no one sends me any money?".   Big Deal, so you lose $5 -
but the chances ofthat happening are minimal because there are millions of
Internet users and tens of thousands of new Net surfers every month.
Remember - read the instructions carefully, and play fairly. That's the
only way this will work.

Get a printout so you can refer back to this article easily. Try to keep a
list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an eye on the
postings to make sure everyone is playing fairly.  You know where your
name should be.

REMEMBER - HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.
YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!!!

This is the easiest way that you can make a buck.  Think how excited
you'll be to open up your mailbox day after day!  Will it be $49? $122?  

Give ita chance ... you will be surprised.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------HOW
TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER: If you have Netscape 3.0
do EXACTLY the following:

1)  Click on any newsgroup like normal, THEN click on 'TO NEWS', which is
on the far left when you're in the newsgroups page.  This will bring up a
box to type a message in.

2)  Leave the newsgroup box like it is, CHANGE the subject box to
something flashy, like, "NEED CASH $$$ READ HERE $$$" or "FAST CASH!!!"

3)  Tab once and you should be ready to type.  Now, retype (only once)
THIS whole article WORD FOR WORD, except insert your name at #5,  and
remove #1 off the list, plus any other small changes you think you need to
make. Keep almost all of it the SAME!

4)  When you're done typing the WHOLE article, click on FILE in THIS
BOX,RIGHT ABOVE SEND, NOT WHERE IT SAYS NETSCAPE NEWS ON THE FIRST BOX.
Click on SAVE AS when you're under FILE.  Save your article as a text file
to your C: or A: drive.  DO NOT SEND OR POST YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU DO
THIS. Once saved, move on to number 5 below.

NOTE:  If you don't want to type in the whole article by hand, AND you
know how to use a plain text editor (like Notepad), you can edit the file
ahead of time, then attach it as shown in step 6.

5)  If you still have all of your text, send or post to this newsgroup now
by just clicking send, which is right below FILE, and right above Cc:

6)  Here's where you are going to post all 350.  OK, click on any
newsgroup then click on 'TO NEWS', again in the top left corner.  Leave
the NEWSGROUPS BOX alone again, put a flashy subject title in the SUBJECT
BOX, hit TAB once you're in the body of the message.Click on ATTACHMENTS,
which is below the SUBJECT BOX.  You will get another box to come up. 
Click on ATTACH FILE, then find YOUR file that if you did this right, you
should see your file name in the attachments box, and it will be shaded
green.

NOTE:  If you don't want to type in the whole article and you know how to
use a plain text editor (Notepad), you can edit the file ahead of
time,then attach it.(NOTE:  If you have an easier way to post your edited
article to newsgroups please add that information to the above.  Thanks.)

If you have IE EXPLORER it is just as easy:

1) HOLDING DOWN THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON, highlight this article.  Then press
the"ctrl" key and the "c" key at the same time to copy this article.  Then
print this article for your records, to have the names of those you will
be sending $1 U.S. to. 

2)  Go to the news groups and press "post an article".   A window will
open.  Type in your headline in the subject area and then click in the
large window below.  Press "ctrl" and then "v" and the article will be
placed in the window.If you want to edit the article, do so and then
highlight and copy itagain.  Now every time you post the article in a new
newsgroup all you have to repeat is "ctrl" and "v" and press post.

3)  That's it.  Each time you do this, all you have to do is type in a
different newsgroup, so that way it posts to 350 DIFFERENT newsgroups, or
more.

(NOTE:  If you have an easier way to post your edited article to
newsgroups please add that information to the above.  Thanks.)

You see?  Now you just have 349 to go!! (Don't worry, each one takes about
20 seconds, once you get used to it). REMEMBER 350 IS THE MINIMUM. The
more you post the more money you will receive.

THAT'S IT!!  THESE ARE THE ONLY STEPS!!  GOOD LUCK!!

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