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Nerd Boy, episodes 217-221

Nerd Boy, episodes 217-221

Some more strips, for your perusal. We rejoin our friends in the middle of the encounter of the
third degree...

217
---

                                                              __
                                                             /  \
                                                            /  _/
Woah! There really is an    Oh, don't be silly!    Well... /o /
alien! I hope he doesn't   This is a nice alien,         ` > /\__
eat humans or anything...  of course he doesn't!           |/\   \
        ,                                      `            /\| \ \
     ~..                                        OO          /\\\| |
     .>>.                                      .||-        //\`-' |
 ____ \\ ______________________________________ dd ______ /^| \__/ ___
                                           __
                                          /  \
                                         /  _/
                       SHHKKRRGGRRK!!   /o /
                                     ` /_ /\___
                                       _/\|\   \
                           eeeek!!   _/   /\| \ \
                  ~..           `OO  `'   /\\\| |
                   >>            -\\-    //\`-' |
              ____ |\ ____________ bb _ /^| \__/ _____
                             __
                            /  \
      I'm terribly sorry.  /  _/
     I thought humour was / o/
   a well-known concept ` > /\_       Not on planet
     on this planet...    |/`  \       Nerd Boy...
                          /\| \ \     ,
                          /\\\| |  ~--
        pp               //\`-' |   >>
jg____ // _____________ /^| \__/ __ |\ ________



218
---

         Why aren't you    The novelty wore off.
          with the alien?   He's kind of lame...
                        `       `,,,    .--.
               .-------- ~.. -.  '..    | \ \
               |`-.______ >> __`-.||    +-+-+
            __ |__|_______\\ ___|||| __ | | | ___


                 __
                /  \
                \_  \  What on Earth are
                  \ o\ ,  you doing?
                __/\ <
               /   /\|          I'm programming,
              / / |/\              wise guy.   _
              | |///\                     `O  |_)
              | `-'/\\                  |_(._[__]
           ___ \__/ |^\ _______________ | |b |  | ______


                 __
                /  \
                \_  \  Stellar.
                  \ o\ ,
                __/\ <
               /   /\|
              / / |/\                 *sigh*   _
              | |///\                     O   |_)
              | `-'/\\                  |_( _[__]
         jg___ \__/ |^\ _______________ | |b |  | ______



219
---

  You guys are NOT
going to believe this!      What?
              ` __            `     ,,,
               #..             OO   ..'
                ||            .||. .||.
         ______ |\ ___________ dd _ || ______


                                                           __
                                                          /  \
                                                         /  _/
                                                        /o /
I was at the mall,                                      | /\__
and I met an alie-                                      |/\   \
                 `__                ,,,                  /\| \ \
                 #..           OO   ..'                  /\\\| |
                 -||.         .||. .||.                 //\`-' |
     ____________ || _________ dd _ || _______________ /^| \__/____

                                                           __
                                                          /  \
                                                         /  _/
                                                 Sorry. /o /
 You just -had- to                                    ` > /\__
 meet one first...              Sorry.                  |/\   \
            `__                    `,,,                  /\| \ \
             --#               OO   ..'                  /\\\| |
             ||               .||. .||.                 //\`-' |
   jg_______ /| ______________ dd _ || _______________ /^| \__/____



220
---

                                             __
                                            /  \
  Wait, Linda met an                       /  _/
   alien? Aren't you                Yeah? /o /
    looking for your                    ` > /\__
       girlfriend?!                       |/\   \
                  `        ,,,             /\| \ \
                   OO      '..             /\\\| |
                  .||.     .||.           //\`-' |
                __ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____
                                             __
                                            /  \
                                           /  _/
                                          /o /
                                          | /\__
                                          |/\   \
                           ,,,             /\| \ \
                   OO      '..             /\\\| |
                  .||.     .||.           //\`-' |
                __ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____
                                             __
                                            /  \
                                           /  _/
                                          /o /
Am I going too fast     Yes,              | /\__
 for you? Should I     please.            |/\   \
draw you a diagram?        `,,,            /\| \ \
                  `OO       ..'            /\\\| |
                  .||.     .||.           //\`-' |
            jg____ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____



221
---

                                                  __
                                                 /  \
                                                /  _/
  OK, Mr. Alien, your girlfriend           OK. /o /
   is definitely at the mall. We             ` > /\__
    are going there and you will               |/\   \
    straighten things out. End of               /\| \ \
        story. Is that clear?   `OO             /\\\| |
                                .||.           //\`-' |
                             ___ bb _________ /^| \__/____



 LATER, AT THE MALL...


                       __    __
                      /  \  /  \
                      \_  \/  _/
                        \- \-/        This is seriously
                      __/\ </\__     icky romantic stuff.
                     /   /\/\   \     Why did I do this?
                    /| \/    \/ |\           |
                   |  \`._/\_.'/  |          | To impress girls.
                   | / `--'`--' \ |          |   What else?
       Ewwww!       \\          //         Right!    |
        ,  `__       |\        /|             `      `,,,
      ~--   --#      |/        \|              OO     ..'
      .>>. .|(.     //          \\            .||-   .||.
jg____ || _ || ___ |^\ ________ /^| __________ bb ___ || __


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