Re: Barbara Cartland
Captain Infinity wrote: > > Once Upon A Time, > In article <392...@gate.net> > Dave wrote: > > >Podkayne Fries wrote: > >> > >> The novelist left instructions snubbing a traditional wood casket out > >> of concern for the environment. > > > >If she really cared, she'd've left cremation instructions instead. > > But then her death smog would have wafted into the rainclouds, which would > pour down on the graveyard, and then the dead would rise from their graves > to eat Linnea Quigley. As long as she's in an appropriate state of undress at the time, I see no conflict. "If you love me, you'll let me eat your brains." > > SUBSCRIBE! > > >> Dame Barbara, who died on Sunday aged 98, is expected to be buried > >> wearing one of her famous pink chiffon gowns. > > > >Knowing full well that she will soon be a decomposed mass of fetid, worm > >eaten flesh and viscera. > > Willy Wirm sez... .~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, > .~Oo, _,-| TASTES LIKE CHICKEN! | > / ,-~` `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' > ,-*-._,-*'^'~*-._,-*-.-~' / > ci_,--.__,*'^'~*-.__,-~.__,' > I have no response, I just wouldn't have felt right snipping Willy. Besides, I don't think I'm allowed. I'm not in the Mohel's Union. ;-) ----------------------------------------------------------------- rat...@gate.net (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) Seinfeld FAQ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7217/faq.html ----------------------------------------------------------------- *NOTE* I am not responsible for equipment damage due to reeeeally dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.
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