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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 6 Oct 2005.
[PIC] Corpse Bride

[PIC] Corpse Bride

I was in Suncoast today and while looking at some of the Tim Burton
stuff I was reminded again of how much Corpse Bride sucked and found a
new reason to hate it.

<spoilers sniped but you can get them from
http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/ >

The icing on the cake was today when while at Suncoast I was looking
at the framed 'art' for the movie.  One of which was the movie
poster.  The one that everyone will see.  The one that will be on the
DVD box.  The one that looks something like this:


                 /-_
            .-'\|_  `\
            |  _/ -._ \                        __._
            \ /__  /__|                      -/___ \_
            ||(_O)|(_O)                     \//_ _\ /
             \\    \ /                      |/    \\\
               \  _ /                       |(O (O |||
                `\_/                        |\ __  / |\
                 _||_                       | `\_/'  | \
                / \/\\                     /   | |   \ |
               /| /\/|\                   /    | \    \\
              | \_|/ / \                  |__-'   `--.| \
              |\\   /   \                 /\          | |
              ||\\ /  \ \                / /|__   __Y \  \
              || \/|  |\ \               // |  `|'  \\`. |
              ||  o|  | \\              //  `___/\__/ \\ /
              ||   | /   \\            //    \     /   \\|
              ||  o| \   ` \          (_)     \   /    ||
              //   |  \   \\          /|     /     \   ||
             //   o|  |    \\        //     /       \  ||
            //|    |  |    `.\      //     /         \ |/
           // |   o|  |     \ \    //      |          |\__
          ( ) |    |  |      \\__ //       /          |
           (( |   /\  |       |_/'/       |           |\
               -./| \-'       ////||      |           | \
                | | | |        // \|      /           | |
                | | | /                  |            | \
                | / || /\ TIM BURTONS\   | /|         |\|
                ||  || | \          | |  /  |         |
                ||  || | _          |/      | _       |
                ||  ||||/ \V/- /\ _ |`\ V/o |/o       |
                ||  ||||\v/| |\\ /0 |  || ||||        |
                ||  |||| ' | |/ \\/ |  /| |V\\/       |
                ||  ||\\ /   |  /   |.'        :F_P:  |
                ||  ||       |          /             |
                             |

:F_P:#################################Wed Oct 5 2005#################
Corpse Bride

I noticed that in this piece that Emily's skeletal arm was on the
wrong side.  In every one of the movie shots it is her left arm, the
one with the ring finger,  it is bone.  I can't spel.  Can't
do good grammar.  But, at least I can be internally consistent on a
visual art form.

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

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