Drunks #13
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| | | | | (___ | |_/ / | \ \ `-' | |\ | |\ \__) |
|__|_| |_|_____) |____/|_| \_\___/|_| \_|_|(\_\___/ by JRO
__________________________________________________________________
"Lot of news these days,
George. Have you seen or
heard any of this stuff?"
_______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |O) ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
____/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________| | Ends! |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Our Water | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"No, I can't say as I have, Walter.
I've been leaving the news alone,
and it leaves me alone. So, what's
all the hub-bub about?"
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\ _______\/_
//////////\\ ________________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
____/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________| | Ends! |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Our Water | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"Jeez - oops, pardon me. You never DO know
anything, unless I tell you, but today, I
just don't know where to begin..."
_______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
__________/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
.` . ` \ \ / /.' `\_________| | Ends! |__
`, .`.`. `\ \_/ /`.` ` \ |_Our Water | _|
________/ `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_______|`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
|. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
_______|' . (__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
|' ` (______|__________/ | @ |
| `.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
|_____|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
______/________[__]_______|____________/ |__
/ \ / / /
____/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"Well, the US Border Patrol and Customs Agencies
are in a frenzy; they've stopped quite a few
nuts trying to come here and start some trouble.
Police Agencies are preparing for possible
rioting and looting, across the country..."
_______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
__________/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
.` . ` \ \ / /.' `\_________| | Ends! |__
`, .`.`. `\ \_/ /`.` ` \ |_Our Water | _|
________/ `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/ ' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_______|`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
|. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
_______|' . (__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
| '` (______|__________/ | @ |
| `.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
|_____|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
______/________[__]_______|____________/ |__
/ \ / / /
____/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"... The computer scare is about under control,
but some of those doomsayers are still making
hay out of it all... Nearly every religion in
the world has some faction telling everyone
this is The End... TV preachers have never
had such good ratings, and they're still
accepting donations, of course..."
_______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
__________/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
.` . ` \ \ / /.' `\_________| | Ends! |__
`, .`.`. `\ \_/ /`.` ` \ |_Our Water | _|
________/ `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_______|` `. /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
|. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
_______|' . (__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
|' ` (______|__________/ | @ |
| `.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
|_____|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
______/________[__]_______|____________/ |__
/ \ / / /
____/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"... Epidemiologists are warning everyone
to keep plenty of water on hand for when
the New Year comes, because of fears about
poisoned water supplies... There's no
comet handy, but some bunch says a flying
saucer is coming, anyway - this one is
just some kind of "stealth" model..."
_______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ .-- \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |O) ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
__________/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
.` . ` \ \ / /.' `\_________| | Ends! |__
`, .`.`. `\ \_/ /`.` ` \ |_Our Water | _|
________/ `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_______|` `. /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
|. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
_______|' . (__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
|' ` (______|__________/ | @ |
| `.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
|_____|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
______/________[__]_______|____________/ |__
/ \ / / /
____/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"... Major auto manufacturers are assuring
everyone that their cars WILL still
run... Probably so everyone can get
home from Times Square and the biggest
party of the century, which is likely
to be disrupted by about a thousand
different whacko groups who will
probably try everything from your
basic demonstration to an atomic
bomb to make a mess of things ..."
_______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
__________/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
.` . ` \ \ / /.' `\_________| | Ends! |__
`, .`.`. `\ \_/ /`.` ` \ |_Our Water | _|
________/ `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_______|` `. /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
|. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
_______|' . (__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
|' ` (______|__________/ | @ |
| `.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
|_____|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
______/________[__]_______|____________/ |__
/ \ / / /
____/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"... Liquor stores admit the champagne
shortage is a hoax. Nobody cares about
the SuperBowl. Military experts point
out this is going to be the best time
to start a war - ever. The phone company
swears we will have telephone service,
all over the country..."
_______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
____/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________| | Ends! |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Our Water | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"... And everyone else who isn't screaming
"KILL", "RUN FOR THE HILLS", or "WE'RE Y2K
COMPLIANT", is asking "WHERE'S THE PARTY?
...Oh, and Spam hasn't sold this much canned
meat, since World War Two."
_______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| (O| |O) ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
____/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________| | Ends! |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Our Water | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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"scratch
scratch "So, George. With all this going
scratch"_____ on, what've you got to say?"
_/ ___)___\/_ \
/.\ //////////\\ _ \ ____________________
/` .\////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/ .`./// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/` ..//|| (O| |O) ||\ | | GET READY |
| . .\\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\`. . \ \ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
\. ` `\/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
____\ ` \ \ / /.' `\_________| | Ends! |__
\.`. `\ \_/ /`.` ` \ |_Our Water | _|
\ `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
|' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_______|` `. /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
|. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
_______|' . (__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
|' ` (______|__________/ | @ |
| `.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
|_____|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
______/________[__]_______|____________/ |__
/ \ / / /
____/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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.----.
|`-..-'|
"GLUG |______|___
GLUG (_) ||.'\
GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ _______________________
/(_) (__/ ..``\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ |acts feared|============|
/\\ || //\` . .\ | | GET READY |
\_ .//()\\ _\` `. \ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ____ / \' . / |expected in| YEAR! |
_____/\______/\_/._'. / |some cities| Millennium |
_____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /________| | Ends! |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Our Water | _|
/. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |_________(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)__
\` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | attacks? |GOD coming? |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |__________|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ |
\____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ | / / /
___/ / |__________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | /
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"Aaahhh."
\ "Good answer."
\ _______\/_ \
//////////\\ _ \ ____________________
////////// \\\ | Terrorist | DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ |acts feared|============|
/|| -| |- ||\ | | GET READY |
\_ (__) _/ |Rioting is | FOR THE NEW|
\ ///\\\ / |expected in| YEAR! |
____/\________/\____ |some cities| Millennium |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________| | Ends! |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Our Water | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)Supply- | Year 2000(__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)s it safe|almost upo(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)rom bio- | us - Is (__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | attacks? |GOD coming? |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?
TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?TheEnd?
--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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