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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 8 Dec 1997.
It's a trap!

It's a trap!

From Mike <ack...@blast.net> · alt.ascii-art · 8 Dec 1997 00:00 · View full thread · report
Can anybody do Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars?
-- 
					-Mike
Unofficial Master of the Twist
Ordained Minister of the Universal Light Church
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|(-o-)                                                              |
| Mr. Martin Tanner, Baritone, of Dayton, Ohio made his Town Hall   |
| debut last night. He came well prepared, but unfortunately his    |
| presentation was not up to contemporary professional standards.   |
| His voice lacks the range of tonal color necessary to make it     |
| consistently interesting. Full time consideration of another      |
| endeavor might be in order.                                       |
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| Visit my adequate website!                          |    \||//    |
|http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/2352/index.html |    |O O|    |
|------------------------------------------------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo|
|  There are no rules here, We're  |                                |
| trying to accomplish something!  |   "Justify the Wookiee."       |
|            -Thomas A. Edison     |      -Super Psycho Space Kid   |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|  WARNING: The above message may contain unusually high levels of  |
|  sarcasm.  Those with a low humor tolerance should consult their  |
|  doctors before reading.                                          |
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From: Mike <ack...@blast.net>
Subject: It's a trap!
Date: 1997/12/08
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