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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 7 Jun 1999.
Re: FORGIVE THIS JPG, but

Re: FORGIVE THIS JPG, but

Akasha <nos...@boiledham.com> wrote in message news:PIA63.1010$1Z6...@typhoon01.swbell.net...
> Why are you wasting space posting all these stupid little font thingies that
> somewhat resemble cats? I assume that was the look you're going for right? A
> cat??
>
> --
> Liz and the Kitty Mafia
>
> Miss Kitty, Pooh Bear, Tigger, Hai-Lee, Mia-Tu, Loki, Akasha, Tiberius,
> Fuki, Sundae, Max, and Guiness
>
> Visit us at: http://www.abbeyrescue.org


    Well, being as I am deep in these hills, I haven't seen the original post
that started this thread. Curious, I visited the above link. This is what I
found on the "about" portion of this web page....

          My mission is really very simple! I'm working towards

          a day when there are more good homes than there are

         cats! A very important part of that goal is getting as

         many cats as possible spayed or neutered! So, that's

         what I try to do!

    Copied and pasted here for your information, dear readers. This, as you
can see, is a woman with a mission in life. She wouldn't think of wasting
space on the internet, much less usenet. Not while there are homeless cats
out there.

    I must say, I totally agree with her! Cats NEED good homes, or rather, good
homes NEED cats. There is nothing like a good tamale, and you can only make a REAL
tamale from catmeat. Tamales are only served in the best homes, of course. It is
refreshing to see how this woman promotes the culinary arts, in the hope that one
day there will be so many homes out there where fine "cat" is being served, that
a shortage of this delectable meat shall be common. Bravo!

    As for the reproductive organs.... Well, I usually throw those away. It's obvious
Liz knows more about cat than I do, but still... I just can't get used to the idea
of eating reproductive organ meats.



          "Serve it up, Aunt Lizzy!"
                   \                      "Yeah! Mom's tamales
                    \  \\\\               are never THIS good!"
                       ( oo           ))) /
          __jro_____ /) \o/ _________ oo ) _________
                   _ \\/   \    _     \o/
                __| |_\/\_/\\__| |__ //_\\____
               /  |_|--=__  \) |_|  (/__ \)  /
              /        (__)d     =-- (__) b /|
             /                             /||


    Oh well... If I could only make font thingies as well as Liz
makes cat.

                          Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                        oglesbee@
                               mail.fullnet.net

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