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LLPG 38 - Big Misunderstandings

LLPG 38 - Big Misunderstandings

From "Jan Willms <Khamura>" <kmr@higiri.net> · alt.ascii-art · 7 Apr 2004 22:52 · View full thread · report
                           ,---------------------------------.
                          / Just so I understand, good sirs:  \
                         / The mission is simply to keep this  \
                        ( simple piece of jewelry safe from all \
                         \ harm, cutpurses, dragons and similar /
                          \ threats of daily adventuring life? /
                    ,------==========.-. ,--------------------'
                   ( Yepp, that's all ) \|
                    ------------. ,--'   ' ___
       /))))   _ _        _//// /'        / _ \
      ((( ^(   )|(        \` ^(           .Y.)|
      (((_-/   \'/        '\_-/         o \o/_|
      ,-:-(,    V        ,'( (._       ( ).)_:-.
     / * \|*\.,(C)     ,' ) \| (\     (_/#######\
    /* _,*@ | *,|     /\_/   ' | \       |#######\
--(__*__\\*'-"-'----(__ \\----'--`------'""""// _)--


                            ,--------------------------------.
                           | Hello there, friends. Am I right |
                           | in thinking you're in possession |
                           | of some sort of magical jewelry, |
                           | like a necklace or ring?        /
                            `---------------------------. ,-'
                                           ___           `\ Oo~~.
       /))))   _ _        _////           / _ \             )^(~~\
      ((( -(   )|(        \`(.(           |(oYo             \o_\~~)
      (((_-/   \'/        '\_./           |_\-/             _.) `;.
      ,-:-(,    V        ,'( (._      o   .)_:-.           (/_,_/  `.
     / * \|*\.,(C)     ,' ) \| (\    ( ) /######\          (  V  ).  \
    /* _,*@ | *,|     /\_/   ' | \    \ V|#######\          ""^""'|\  \
--(__*__\\*'-"-'----(__ \\----'--`----`"'""""// _)---------'-----'-`--'-
        ____________________________________________

    , - - - - - - - - .    ,----------.    ,------------.
   / So much for       \  / Yeah, that \  / This is the  \
  ( keeping it secret. / ( sounds about )( little bugger. )
   ` - - - -  , - - - '   \   right.   /  `----. ,-------'
            /'             `----. ,---'    ___ /'      Oo~~.
       /))))   _ _        _//// /'        / _ \        )^(~~\
      (((9(9   )|(        \` -(           |(^Y^        \-_\~~)
      (((_-/   \'/        '\_o/       o   |_\./        _.) `;.
      ,-:-(,    V        ,'( (._     ( ) _.)_:-.      (/_,_/  `.
     / * \|*\.,(C)     ,' ) \| (\     \"V#######\     (  V  ).  \
    /* _,*@ | *,|     /\_/   ' | \     `.|#######\     ""^""'|\  \
--(__*__\\*'-"-'----(__ \\----'--`------'""""// _)----'-----'-`--'------
        ____________________________________________

                                   ,-------------------------.
                                  / Great! Then I'm sure this \
                                 / fellow is familiar to you.  \
                                (  He tried to steal my signet  \
                                 \ ring earlier and I had to put \
                                  \ him down. What do you want me )
                                   \ to do with him? ,------. ,--'
                                    `---------------'       /'
                                           ___         Oo~~.
       /))))   _ _        _////           / _ \        )^(~~\
      ((( ^(   )|(        \` -(           |(OYO        \o_\~~)
      (((_-/   \'/        '\_-/           |_\_/        _.) `;._   *  *
      ,-:-(,    V        ,'( (._      o   .)_:-.      (/_,_/   `*.____*
     / * \|*\.,(C)     ,' ) \| (\    ( ) /######\     (  V  ).___*__* \
    /* _,*@ | *,|     /\_/   ' | \    \ V|#######\     ""^""'| __)###\ \_
--(__*__\\*'-"-'----(__ \\----'--`----`"'""""// _)----'-----//) \##//)
        ____________________________________________

                                                 ,------------------.
                     ,---------------------.    / Okay. Sorry about  \
                    / Just leave him there, \  (   that, creepy guy.  \
                   / we're going anyhow. Let \  \ Just a big misunder- \
                  ( the barkeep take care of /   \   standing, really. /
                   \ it. That's his job.   ,'     `-----------. ,-----'
                    `--. ,----------------'___          .~oOo /'
       /))))   _ _      `\_////           / _ \        /~~^(^
      ((( ^(   )|(        \` -(           |(.Y.       (~~/_./
      (((_-/   \'/        '\_o/           |_\_/        _.) `;._  *  *
      ,-:-(,    V        ,'( (._   o      .)_:-.      (/_,_/   `*.____*
     / * \|*\.,(C)     ,' ) \| (\_( )( ) /######\     (  V  ).___/*__*\
    /* _,*@ | *,|     /\_/   ' | | /  \ V|#######\     ""^""'| __)###\ \_
--(__*__\\*'-"-'----(__ \\----'`+'----`"'""""// _)----'-----//) \##//)
-- 
  _____________________________________________kmr
| (   )(   )(  __ \__)    |\/|\  /|\  @higiri.net
|  | |  | |  | ___/  _ by |()/ \/ | \
|  | |_| ||_| ||\ \_| )   | /| () |()) Jan Willms
| (______|____|_)\___/    | \|    | (  "Khamura"
| Life, Love, and the     |()\()()|()|
| Pursuit of Geekiness    |/\|/\/\|/\|
|
|  www.livejournal.com/community/life_love_geek

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Subject: LLPG 38 - Big Misunderstandings
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