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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 29 Mar 1995.
Re: Staring cows

Re: Staring cows

Justin Macfarlane (jus...@cosc.canterbury.ac.nz) wrote:
: 
: Anyone else find it creepy how cows stare at you as you walk past them?
: 
: stare stare stare stare chew chew stare stare stare plop plop chew stare stare...
: 
: 
: Justin "I aint a cow, but don't hold it against me" Macfarlane


They are probably just fancying you as a Nice Piece of Bull and 
patiently and hopefully awaiting your advances:



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Bye,

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