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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 16 Jul 1997.
Re: Dust Off Your Funny Bone

Re: Dust Off Your Funny Bone

John Nunley wrote:
[ 8< ]
>              ,\          A Rabbit Meal...
>              \\\,_
>               \` ,\      A man enters a restaurant and orders a
>          __,.-" =__)     rabbit meal.  The meal comes and man
>  jgs   ."        )       begin to eat. But he feels that it tastes
>      _/   ,    \/\_      different than rabbit meat.  He calls the
>     {_|    )_-\ \_-`     chef and asks if the meal is really made
>        `-----` `--`      of rabbit.
>                                                     ,)))))))),,,
>  The chef says with shame, "Excuse me sir,        ,(((((((((((((((,
>  as you know the rabbit meat is very             )\`\)))))))))))))),
>  expensive, so we add some horse meat           /// _     ``(((((((((
>  to it."                                        \\\ b\  \    ``)))))))
>                                                  ))\    |     (((((((((
>  The man gets angry; "How much do you add?"     (   \   |`.    ))))))))
>                                                      \, /  )  (((((((((
>  The chef answers; "fifty percent rabbit,             `"  /    )))))))
>  fifty percent horse."                                   /    ((((``
>                                                         |       ))
>  The man says; "What do you mean by fifty-fifty?"    jgs \
> 
>  The chef's face gets red, "1 rabbit, 1 horse ...."
> 
[ 8< ]

Eat rabbit meat? I have eaten horse meat many times but never rabbit
meat, what does it taste like?

-- 
:)
Veronica Karlsson
( e93...@sm.luth.se  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ )

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From: Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se>
Subject: Re: Dust Off Your Funny Bone
Date: 1997/07/16
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