Re: Obstetrics
Jonathon...jeeeeez hard to choose..ok ok...the first one..still laffing here smilin' Prudence JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:3767fbd9.0@206.103.97.91... > Everyone has probably seen the following cartoon, which I posted a while back.... > > > > _________________ > | | > | Obstetrics Desk | > |_________________| > _\/ ___ ___ > / \ /_+_\ ____ / \ > (\___/) ))o o(( ( \ (\ /) > _\___/_ ((\o/)) (\___/) .\\_// > | |(\ / \_/ \ _\___/_ /\\_//\ > | | | | \\/\(_ _)/\ / \ / | | \ > __| | | |__\/_/___\//_| | | |_\ | | /__ > | |_|___|_|[Information]|_| |_| \|___|/ | > | (_| | |_) (_|___|_) |- -| | > | | | | | | | | | | | > | | | | | | | | | | | > _| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_jro__ > |___(__|__)______________ /__|__\ __<__|__> __| > > > "Okay gentlemen, let me see if I have this all correct. > Mr. Spence, you are Mrs. Spence's Husband, but Mr. White > is the baby's Father, whereas Mr. Munsun is who she's > currently living with... Okay... Now, what I NEED to > know, is which of you is going to accompany this BUSY > WOMAN into the delivery room?" > > > > But here is the original one, which I never posted. It started as a strip, > which I reduced to the above.... > > > > > | "Wow, I gotta show this > | to Margret." > | ___ / > | /(((\ | > | ))((()) ___ | > | )))((((/~~/ | > | /((())\(\/ | > | /\/___\/// | > ___| \\/ \\/ |___jro > / /_____\ > / | | | > / ) / | > /_/|_| > \_)\_) > > > > "You need to take a gander > at this, Margret. I told > you we were going to need > these new OB admittance > forms." > ___ / ___ > /_+_\ /@@@\ > /\ ))o o((@@@@@@@ > /~~\ ((\o/)) @@@@@ > \~~/ / \_/ \/ \ > \/\/\(_ _)/\/ \/\ > \/ / \\\\___/// > /_____\\/ \/ > | | | /_____\ > ____ | | |_ | | | ________jro____ > |_|_| |_|_| > (_|_) (_|_) > > > > "Oh, my..." > ___ ___ / > /_+_\ /@@@\ > ))o o((@@@@@@@_ > ((\-/)) @@@@@ ~| > / \_/ \/ \(\ > /\(_ _)/\/ \/// > \\/ \\\\___/\/ > (/_____\\/ \ > | | | /_____\ > ____ | | |_ | | | ________jro____ > |_|_| |_|_| > (_|_) (_|_) > > > "It gets better... > They're ALL here." > ___ ___ / > /_+_\ /)))\ > @@O=O@@ ((()))) > @\o/@ )))())( > / \_/ \ /((())\ /) > /\/ \//\/___\/// > _||\_ _/|\\/ \\/ > /~(// .\\(/_____\ > /__//_____\ | | | > ____ | | | _ | | | _______jro____ > |_|_| |_|_| > (_|_) (_|_) > > > > "You must be > kidding me." > ___ / ___ > /_+_\ /)))\ > @@O=O@@ ((()))) > @\o/@ )))())( > / \_/ \ /((())\ > /\/ \//\/___\/\ > _||\_ _/|\\/ \// > /~(// \)(/_____\ > /__//_____\ | | | > ____ | | | _ | | | ________jro___ > |_|_| |_|_| > (_|_) (_|_) > > > > "I wish I were... the suspected FATHER > refuses to sit in the waiting room with > her HUSBAND, and both of them are arguing > with her BOYFRIEND about who gets to go > into delivery with the woman." > / > ___ / ___ > /)))\ /@@@\ > ((()))) @@@@@@@___ > ))()(() @@@@@/~~/ | > (\ /((())\ / \(\ | > \\/\/___\/\/\/ \/// | > \/ / \//\\\___/\/ |___jro > /_____\) \/ \ > / | | | /_____\ > / ) / | / / | > / /_/|_| /_/|_| > / \_)\_) \_)\_) > > > > "Well, that certainly fills in > ALL spaces on the new form." > / > ___ ___ / > /)))\ /@@@\ > ((()))) @@@@@@@___ > ))()(() @@@@@/~~/ | > /((())\ / \(\ | > /\/___\/\/\/ \/// | > \\/ \//\\\___/\/ | > /_____\) \/ \ | > / | | | /_____\ |___jro > / | ) / | / / > / |/_/ |/_/ > / \_)) \_)) > > > > > "Yes, it does. Father... Husband... > and of course, Significant Other." > > / > ___ / ___ > /)))\ /@@@\ > ((()))) @@@@@@@___ > ))()(() @@@@@/~~/ | > (\ /((())\ / \(\ | > \\/\/___\/\/\/ \/// | > \/ / \//\\\___/\/ | > /_____\) \/ \ | > / | | | /_____\ | > / ) / | / / | | > / /_/|_| /_/|_| |___jro > / \_)\_) \_)\_) > > > > > > Okay... which version does everybody like best? > > > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net > > > >
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,970b2deb961f449b X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: "Prudence" <lo-...@erols.com> Subject: Re: Obstetrics Date: 1999/06/17 Message-ID: <7kbka7$grm$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net> X-Deja-AN: 490791497 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit References: <3767fbd9.0@206.103.97.91> X-Priority: 3 Followup-To: alt.ascii-art Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 X-Complaints-To: abu...@rcn.com X-Trace: pbLe0ewewo+hfwqSVsOd6H3XYyBH3MVx3j3vZWcHQAE= X-MSMail-Priority: Normal Mime-Version: 1.0 NNTP-Posting-Date: 17 Jun 1999 20:03:19 GMT Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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