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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 17 Jun 1999.
Re: Obstetrics

Re: Obstetrics

Jonathon...jeeeeez hard to choose..ok ok...the first one..still laffing here

smilin'
Prudence
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:3767fbd9.0@206.103.97.91...
> Everyone has probably seen the following cartoon, which I posted a while
back....
>
>
>
>                   _________________
>                  |                 |
>                  | Obstetrics Desk |
>                  |_________________|
>          _\/         ___                 ___
>         /   \       /_+_\     ____      /   \
>        (\___/)     ))o o((   (    \    (\   /)
>        _\___/_     ((\o/))   (\___/)   .\\_//
>       |       |(\  / \_/ \   _\___/_   /\\_//\
>       | |   | | \\/\(_ _)/\ /       \ / |   | \
>     __| |   | |__\/_/___\//_| |   | |_\ |   | /__
>    |  |_|___|_|[Information]|_|   |_|  \|___|/   |
>    |  (_| | |_)             (_|___|_)   |- -|    |
>    |    | | |                 | | |     | | |    |
>    |    | | |                 | | |     | | |    |
>   _|    |_|_|                 |_|_|     |_|_|    |_jro__
>    |___(__|__)______________ /__|__\ __<__|__> __|
>
>
>     "Okay gentlemen, let me see if I have this all correct.
>     Mr. Spence, you are Mrs. Spence's Husband, but Mr. White
>      is the baby's Father, whereas Mr. Munsun is who she's
>      currently living with... Okay... Now, what I NEED to
>      know, is which of you is going to accompany this BUSY
>            WOMAN into the delivery room?"
>
>
>
> But here is the original one, which I never posted. It started as a strip,
> which I reduced to the above....
>
>
>
>
>         |    "Wow, I gotta show this
>         |          to Margret."
>         |      ___ /
>         |     /(((\          |
>         |    ))((()) ___     |
>         |    )))((((/~~/     |
>         |    /((())\(\/      |
>         |   /\/___\///       |
>      ___|   \\/   \\/        |___jro
>     /        /_____\
>    /          | | |
>   /           ) / |
>              /_/|_|
>              \_)\_)
>
>
>
>    "You need to take a gander
>     at this, Margret. I told
>     you we were going to need
>      these new OB admittance
>            forms."
>          ___  / ___
>         /_+_\  /@@@\
>    /\  ))o o((@@@@@@@
>   /~~\ ((\o/)) @@@@@
>   \~~/ / \_/ \/     \
>    \/\/\(_ _)/\/   \/\
>      \/ /   \\\\___///
>        /_____\\/   \/
>         | | | /_____\
>    ____ | | |_ | | | ________jro____
>         |_|_|  |_|_|
>         (_|_)  (_|_)
>
>
>
>                   "Oh, my..."
>          ___    ___ /
>         /_+_\  /@@@\
>        ))o o((@@@@@@@_
>        ((\-/)) @@@@@ ~|
>        / \_/ \/     \(\
>       /\(_ _)/\/   \///
>       \\/   \\\\___/\/
>       (/_____\\/   \
>         | | | /_____\
>    ____ | | |_ | | | ________jro____
>         |_|_|  |_|_|
>         (_|_)  (_|_)
>
>
>                  "It gets better...
>                   They're ALL here."
>         ___     ___ /
>        /_+_\   /)))\
>       @@O=O@@ ((())))
>        @\o/@  )))())(
>       / \_/ \ /((())\ /)
>      /\/   \//\/___\///
>     _||\_ _/|\\/   \\/
>    /~(//  .\\(/_____\
>   /__//_____\  | | |
>   ____ | | | _ | | | _______jro____
>        |_|_|   |_|_|
>        (_|_)   (_|_)
>
>
>
>          "You must be
>           kidding me."
>         ___  /  ___
>        /_+_\   /)))\
>       @@O=O@@ ((())))
>        @\o/@  )))())(
>       / \_/ \ /((())\
>      /\/   \//\/___\/\
>     _||\_ _/|\\/   \//
>    /~(//   \)(/_____\
>   /__//_____\  | | |
>   ____ | | | _ | | | ________jro___
>        |_|_|   |_|_|
>        (_|_)   (_|_)
>
>
>
>   "I wish I were... the suspected FATHER
>    refuses to sit in the waiting room with
>    her HUSBAND, and both of them are arguing
>    with her BOYFRIEND about who gets to go
>       into delivery with the woman."
>               /
>          ___ /    ___
>         /)))\    /@@@\
>        ((())))  @@@@@@@___
>        ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
>    (\  /((())\  /     \(\       |
>     \\/\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
>      \/ /   \//\\\___/\/        |___jro
>        /_____\) \/   \
>     /   | | |   /_____\
>    /    ) / |    / / |
>   /    /_/|_|   /_/|_|
>  /     \_)\_)   \_)\_)
>
>
>
>            "Well, that certainly fills in
>              ALL spaces on the new form."
>                         /
>          ___      ___  /
>         /)))\    /@@@\
>        ((())))  @@@@@@@___
>        ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
>        /((())\  /     \(\       |
>       /\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
>       \\/   \//\\\___/\/        |
>        /_____\) \/   \          |
>     /   | | |   /_____\         |___jro
>    /    | ) /    | / /
>   /     |/_/     |/_/
>  /      \_))     \_))
>
>
>
>
>       "Yes, it does. Father... Husband...
>        and of course, Significant Other."
>
>               /
>          ___ /    ___
>         /)))\    /@@@\
>        ((())))  @@@@@@@___
>        ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
>    (\  /((())\  /     \(\       |
>     \\/\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
>      \/ /   \//\\\___/\/        |
>        /_____\) \/   \          |
>     /   | | |   /_____\         |
>    /    ) / |    / / |          |
>   /    /_/|_|   /_/|_|          |___jro
>  /     \_)\_)   \_)\_)
>
>
>
>
>
> Okay... which version does everybody like best?
>
>
>
> Jonathon R. Oglesbee
> oglesbee@
>        mail.fullnet.net
>
>
>
>

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From: "Prudence" <lo-...@erols.com>
Subject: Re: Obstetrics
Date: 1999/06/17
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