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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 7 May 2002.
Re: cat mauled

Re: cat mauled

____     On Tue, 7 May 2002 17:05:27 +0200
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My brother's girlfriend lives next door to some asian people and they
keep stealing her cat. She won't be able to find it so she knocks on
their door and they say they haven't seen it even though she can see
the cat inside their house. They even take the bell off so that she
can't hear it. I think we're going to have to set fire to their pissy
little car or heads or something.
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From: Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com>
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Subject: Re: cat mauled
Date: Wed, 08 May 2002 02:57:42 +0800
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