Re: Cows
On 29 Mar 1995, A GREEN wrote: > In article <3l7a79$kd...@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> jus...@cosc.canterbury.ac.nz (Justin Macfarlane) writes: > > >Q2: Moo? > > > >A2: Moo not! > > > > > >Q3: Why does my cow go Moooooo? > > > >A3: Because you have could hands. > > > > Er....? Ok, where are you putting your hands? More to the point, do you > refer to "Because you could have hands?" Do your cows have hands? If do, > where do they put their hands? How come we have never seen them? (or are > udders sneakily hidden mitts?) > Hmmm. > Ash the Haggis. > > To moo or not to moo...that is the dilemna, if you have just joined the news group. Jim Ranger
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