Re: face?

jaive (sam...@sam7512.demon.co.uk) wrote:
>In article <0c4...@ronly.org>, Colin Douthwaite <Colin.Douthwait
>e...@10.ronly.org> writes
>>From: cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
>>Subject: Re: face?
>>Organization: Southern InterNet Services
>>
>>Keveral (sam...@sam7512.demon.co.uk) wrote:
>>>
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>>Yes your Honour...but I had to get rid of those quarters...so I
>>guess I am now in contempt of Court ?

>Thank you my son, though I may have to pass a light sentence, how does a
>large ascii tub of Cookies and Cream Haagen Dazs sound? Think you can
>pay up? ;] ;] ;]


Nope...but I can offer pizzas...



Large size pizza:
                     _____
              __--~~~     ~~~--__
           ,/'   m%%%%%%%=@%%m   `\.
         /'  m%%%o(_)%%o%%o%%%o%%m  `\
       /'  %%@=%o%%%%o%%%o%%(_)o%%%%  `\
     /'  %%%o%%%%%=@%%%(_)%%o%%%o%@=%%  `\
    /  %(_)%%(_)%%%o%%%o%%%%=@(_)%%%o%%%  \
   /  @=%%%o%%%%o%%%(_)%%o%%o%%%%o%%%o%%%  \
  |  %%o%%%%=@%%%o%%%%@=%(_)%%=@%%(_)%o%%%  |
 |  %%%%(_)%%%%o%(_)o%%o%%%o%%%%o%%o%o@=%o%  |
 |  %%o%o%%o%%%%o%%o%%o%%%%=@%o(_)%%o%o%%%%  |
 |  %(_)%%%%(_)%=@%%%(_)o%%%o%%o%%@=%%(_)%%  |
 |  %%o%(_)%%%%%o%%%%%%=@%%(_)%%o%%%o%%%%%%  |
  |  %%o%%%%o%%%%(_)o%%%%o%o%%@=%(_)%%=@%%  |
   \  %@=%%o%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%%o%%o%%o%%%%%  /
    \  %%(_)%%%=@%(_)%o%o%%(_)%o%(_)%@=%  /
     \. ~%%%o%%%%%o%o%=@%%o%%@=%%o%%o%% ,/
       \. ~o%%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%o%(_)o%% ,/
         \_ ~%%o%=@%(_)%%o%%(_)%%~  ,/
           `\__~~~o%%%%o%%%%%~  __/'
               `~--.._____,,--~'



Your personal size ? :
                     ____
               _,--~~    ~~--._
            ,/'  m%%%%%%=@%%m  `\.
           /' m%%o(_)%%o%%%%o%%m `\
         /' %%@=%o%%%o%%%o%(_)o%%% `\
        /  %o%%%%%=@%%%(_)%%o%%@=%%  \
       |  (_)%(_)%%o%%%o%%%%=@(_)%%%  |
       | %%o%%%%o%%%(_)%%o%%o%%%%o%%% |
       | %%o%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%%o%%o%o%% |
       |  (_)%%=@%(_)%o%o%%(_)%o(_)%  |
        \ ~%%o%%%%%o%o%=@%%o%%@%%o%~ /
         \. ~o%%(_)%%%o%(_)%%(_)o~ ,/
           \_ ~o%=@%(_)%o%%(_)%~ _/
             `\_~~o%%%o%%%%%~~_/'
                `--..____,,--'






And how about a slice?
                        ___
                        |  ~~--.
                        |%=@%%/
                        |o%%%/
                     __ |%%o/
               _,--~~ | |(_/ ._
            ,/'  m%%%%| |o/ /  `\.
           /' m%%o(_)%| |/ /o%%m `\
         /' %%@=%o%%%o|   /(_)o%%% `\
        /  %o%%%%%=@%%|  /%%o%%@=%%  \
       |  (_)%(_)%%o%%| /%%%=@(_)%%%  |
       | %%o%%%%o%%%(_|/%o%%o%%%%o%%% |
       | %%o%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%%o%%o%o%% |
       |  (_)%%=@%(_)%o%o%%(_)%o(_)%  |
        \ ~%%o%%%%%o%o%=@%%o%%@%%o%~ /
         \. ~o%%(_)%%%o%(_)%%(_)o~ ,/
           \_ ~o%=@%(_)%o%%(_)%~ _/
             `\_~~o%%%o%%%%%~~_/'
                `--..____,,--'


Choose your own fillings...

             ..
           .....
         .......=]
        .....==[~==.
       .....======..=
      ....===O=~~=....~
     ....=.===={#==~====.
    .....=[.==)=======.====
   .....==.(]====~===.==(===
   ....====)==.#..=[=~&==(=.=.
  .....~.=.=======.&#======.=.==
  ....=====~@=.=$========~O===R==~
  ....~=====]==.~====.===!====.====
  ....===.H=.=.==.~.=..H=~===~==H=~~=
  ....$=.=[.====~===~RO=H==.~=====~===.
  .....=={=={==.=.========.]=.~.=$.===~.  -Tom Schneider-

key to this electronic pizza:
 . crust
 ~ sauce
 = cheese
 * meatball
 O olive
 & anchovy (lop off the top part and you have a little fish)
 ] [ green peppers
 } { red peppers
 =) (= mushrooms
 /\ pineapple
 $ coin (heads or tails, 8 bits = 1 byte)
 R red herring (the head is on top, tail on bottom)
 @ pepperoni
 # spinach
 H ham (aka pork)
 ! little dried hot pepper seeds


Bye,

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