hat jemand mehr davon?
From Dan <mai...@daniel-albert.de>
· de.alt.rec.ascii-art
· 28 Feb 2001 21:08 · View full thread
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weiss leider die herkunft nicht mehr!
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dan
Ackerbau und Viehzucht:
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<' \___/| <' \___/| >' \___/| <' \___/|
\_ _/ \_ _/ o \_ _/ \_ _/
][ ][ ][ ]!
Ordinary Chicken Chicken Laying Crowing Chicken Chicken with
an Egg Wooden Leg
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<' \___/| <' \___/| /_______\ <o \___/|
\_ _/ \_ _/ \_______/ \_ _/
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Chicken on Wheels Hatching Eggs Chicken McNuggets Short-Sighted
Chicken
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Chicken
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Chicken
Chicken Early State
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Chicken
a Pipe a Japanese
Tourist Group
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Four-Legged Stoned Chicken Chicken Looking in Chicken that
Chicken the other Direction Thinks it is
a Duck
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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Betty Ford-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
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(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
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/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American
seeing above cow seeing other bull Bull shooting the
Rotc bull
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
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(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the sh*t
sh*t sh*t kicked out of her
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/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
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(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
Arriving at Rit After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
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(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to
psychadelic mushrooms wash down psychadelic
mushrooms
________________________
(__) / \
(oo) ( Meet our great leader! )
/-------\/ --'\________________________/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
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\ (oo) ________(__)_
\---------------\/ |COW-SIN (oo) |
| 0.0 | | _______\/ |
|---------------| | |_________| |
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| 7 8 9 + | | C = / * |
| 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - |
| 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + |
| 0 . = | | 1 2 3 |
| || | 0 . = |
||-----------|| |_____________|
^^ ^^
Cow-culater Cow-culator
begin 644 cow
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/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
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* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
___________________________
| | (__) \
| | (oo) |
| | /-------\/ \____
| | / | || ____) Cow'ndom
| | * ||----|| /
| | ~~ ~~ |
| |___________________________/
(__) (__)
( V V ) (oo)
(>O O<) /-------\/
( A A ) / | ||
/-------\/ * ||----||
/ | || | \ | \
* ||----|| V> V> V> V>
^^ ^^
Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow
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(oo) / / \
-\/-/ | + |
/\__/_| (___) |___|
/ / (o o) (o o)
| / /_______\ / /-------\ /
\ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O
| | * || || * ||,---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull
v v
/ (___) \
| (o o) |
\_\ /_/ (___) _____
| O | (- -) / zzz |
| | /-------\ / ---<______/
/~~~\ / | ||O
/ \ * ||,---||
~~|~~|~ ^^ ^^
| | Bulldozer
\ \
Le Bullet Russe
Step 1. Step 2.
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(--)
/-------\/ O--------O_
/ | || /| :: |_)
* ||w---|| * O--------O
~~ ~~
(Cow tipping)
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(oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o
/---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | ||
/ | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----||
* ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was
mobile phone. captured by
head-shrinkers
___________
: :
: CORNED :
: BEEF :
:_________:
An exercise found in a text book of quantum
mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
the boundary conditions!"
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/oo\ (oo)
+||---||+
/-----/____\ /-------\/ (__) | 1 2 3
|
/ | || / | || (oo)O | 4 5 6
|
* ||----|| * ||----|| /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9
|
~~ ~~ __^^____^^__/ / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 #
|
oo oo * ||----|
+-------+
^^ ^
Cow-Klux-Clan Cow on skate-board Cattle call
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(oo) (@@) s / (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/
/ | || / | || /------(xx) | |
* ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \
WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow
long grass grass
The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the
Celebrity Cows pictured above... However, I found out that they
were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly
is art. The cows' conclusion: Art is a bunch of Bull(s).
Sorry, but I couldn't resist,
Hawk, Sesquipedalianite
and Head of Heffer Control.
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvador No one was sure
whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had
four legs
\__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
(oo) (o-) (@@) (xx) (--) ( ) (OO)
//||\\ //||\\ //||\\ //||\\ //||\\ //||\\ //||\\
bug bug bug/w dead bug blind bug
after
winking hangover bug sleeping bug seeing
a
female
bug
Famous TV cows... (Mostly Star Trek)
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(oo) ($(oo)$) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------## /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Vulcan cow Ferengi cow Cowmander Riker Cowptain Picard
(note greenish tinge) (Note bald head)
(__) (___) 1 1 (__)
(==) (o=o) 1001 (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\ / 1000000011 /-------\/
/ | || / | || 1 1 11 / | (C) ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| 0 11000011 * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 00 00 ^^ ^^
Geordie's cow Bajorian cow the Binars owned "cowpyrighted"
this cow
(___)
(__) (__) (__) (###)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (o o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /---------\ /
/ | || / | || / | ^ || / | ||O
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * |(/ \)|| / || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | '~' || * ||,-----||
"Moo-prah" what Delta Burke ||----|| || ||
(famous cow-show looks like ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
host) offstage This cow had a Klingon bull
cameo on ST-TNG
(_____)
_(__)_ ( o o ) >__<
/ (oo) \ __\___/__ ---( )----\==<
( ) /\ /\ >==\ oo \
|\______/| |**\_ _/**| \_ __ \--\ *
| | |**(*Y*)**| /_____/ \_\ \/
\________/ ||
Cowsoler Troi ||
Cowstable Odo (Note dangerously ^^
(in his bucket) low bustline) this cow was caught
in a transporter malfunction
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