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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 4 Jun 1997.
Re: As Req: Insulting Art ==-

Re: As Req: Insulting Art ==-

Gilo (Gil...@gevans.demon.co.uk) wrote:
>
> Charming I'm sure:
>                                                                  
>            .                                                     
>         z$$$$$e.                                                 
>       .$$$$$$$$$c                                 -r     d       
>       $$$$$$$$$$$.                                 *c.  'L       
>      4$$$$$$$$$$$F                             4c   "*e. "%c     
>      ^$$$$$$$$$$$F                              "b    ^b   "*    
>       *$$$$$$$$$$  ..                            P     $    J"   
>       ^*$$$$$$$$\e$$$e.                         d"    .F   z"    
>         "*$$$P".$$$$$$$c                       d%     J" .d"   .P
>                $$$$$$$$$$e.                    $      P z*"  .d" 
>                $$$$$$$$$$$$b.                  ^*ee...  "   zP"  
>                "*$$$$$$$$$$$$$ee..                ^""*    .d"    
>                 .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$eee......eeedec.      e*   .ze
>                z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b.  .P" .z@*" 
>               z$$$$$""*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c ^ eP""    
>              d$$$$$"    "*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   "       
>            .d$$$$P"       ^"*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   ****$eee
>           .$$$$$*            ^"$$$$$$$$$$*$$$$$$$$$$$"   ec.     
>         .z$$$$$"                "*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*"     ""**ec.
>    .zed$$$$$$$"                    "*$$$$$$$$$$*"              ""
>                                    .d$$$$$$$P"                   
>                                  .d$$$$$$$*"                     
>                                z$$$$$$$$"                        
>                              .$$$$$$$*"                          
>                              d$$$$$*"                            
>                             z$$$$"                               
>                            .$$$$$    Gilo94'                             
>                                                                  


Hmm...I like the sound version for GWbasic:


Here is Gilo's Fart converted into the GWBASIC file FART.BAS 
for MS-DOS, complete with sound !

The file is not compiled and should run under most if not all 
variants of BASIC.

Just cut at top and bottom marks and save it to FART.BAS and run it 
by the command:

C> gwbasic fart.bas



--------------------------------- cut here -------------------------
130 PRINT"         z$$$$$e.         Hmmm yeah.
140 PRINT"       .$$$$$$$$$c                                 -r     d
150 PRINT"      4$$$$$$$$$$$F                             4c   ^*e. ^%c
160 PRINT"      ^$$$$$$$$$$$F                              ^b    ^b   ^*
170 PRINT"       *$$$$$$$$$$  ..                            P     $    J^
180 PRINT"       ^*$$$$$$$$\e$$$e.                         d^    .F   z^
190 PRINT"         ^*$$$P^.$$$$$$$c                       d%     J^ .d^   .P
200 PRINT"                $$$$$$$$$$e.                    $      P z*^  .d^
210 PRINT"                $$$$$$$$$$$$b.                  ^*ee...  ^   zP^
220 PRINT"                ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$ee..                ^^^*    .d^
230 PRINT"                 .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$eee......eeedec.      e*   .ze
240 PRINT"                z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b.  .P^ .z@*^
250 PRINT"               z$$$$$^^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c ^ eP^^
260 PRINT"            .d$$$$P^       ^^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   ****$eee
270 PRINT"           .$$$$$*            ^^$$$$$$$$$$*$$$$$$$$$$$^   ec.
280 PRINT"         .z$$$$$^                ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*^     ^^**ec.
290 PRINT"    .zed$$$$$$$^                    ^*$$$$$$$$$$*^              ^^
300 PRINT"                                    .d$$$$$$$P^
310 PRINT"                                  .d$$$$$$$*^
320 PRINT"                                z$$$$$$$$^
330 PRINT"                              d$$$$$$*^
340 PRINT"                            .$$$$$$ Gilo94'
350 PLAY "L64T200N46":FOR I=1 TO 300: NEXT I:PLAY "L64T200N70"
360 FOR I=1 TO 300: NEXT I:FOR I=1 TO 15:PLAY "mfo1fd":NEXT I
370 FOR I=1 TO 10 :PLAY "mbl64t255o0aa-p64":NEXT I
380 FOR I=40 TO 200 STEP 5: SOUND I,.2:NEXT I:SOUND 300,2:SOUND 200,10
-------------------------------  cut here -----------------------------


Bye,

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From: cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Subject: Re: As Req: Insulting Art ==-
Date: 1997/06/04
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