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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 18 Jan 1998.
CARTOON: Cake for dessert *starring James 'n' Dave*

CARTOON: Cake for dessert *starring James 'n' Dave*

                           __
                       __ / /__ ___ _ ___ ___
                      / // / _ `/  ' Y -_|_-<
                      \___/\_,_/_/_/_|__/___/
                             ( )__( )
                          ___|/ _ \/
                         / _ X_//_/_  _____
                        / // / _ `/ |/ / -_)
                       /____/\_,_/|___/\__/
                  C A K E   F O R   D E S S E R T
                         By Martin Atkins

-----------------------------------------------------------------
  _______ ||||| __________________________________
 |       | o o |      .-- Let`s go James!     |   
 |       |  >  |     /             |     |    |
 |       |   o | ---' |<    |     >|<    |   >|<
 |        \___/       |     |      |     |    |
 |______ __| |_  _____|_____|______|_____|____|___
    |   /  \_/ \    |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    |__ | |   | | __|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|_
   /    | |   | |               / -- --  /
  /____ | |   | | _____________/_--_--__/_________
  |==== | |___| | ================================
  |     /_| _ |_\                 |       |
  |      | | | |    Ok Dave, if     %%%%%  
__|      | | | | we leave the      |o )%%% [
  |      | | | | cake out while    <    %% 
  |_____ | |_| | we`re gone,I`tl-- |-    | _______
         |_| |_| be defrosted       \___/
        /__| |__\when we get back  __| |__    mga
                                   
-----------------------------------------------------------------
                                         __---  mga
                                      _="
-_----__--_-----"""-_""___----_____-"/ 
                  /                 /
         /      /    .  .    .     /
 /  /                             /
   / / What a lovely beach       /
/  /             \       .    .  "-_
    / /    ////   \                 "---------
   /        /  /    o   o    .
          ///      /|\ /|\.--.      .    .
        /  /      ./ \ / \    \
 /       /     .            .  '-- Yeah - But we`d
      / /   .        .            better be going
       /                          home now James...

-----------------------------------------------------------------

       %%%%%
      |o )%%%                                       ---------
      <   %%%      Ok Dave, just a few more hours -"
----- |/    %    /   ----------------------------/
       \___/ ---'                                |___________
      __| |__                |||||
     /  \ /  \              | o o |      .-- A few more hours!
     | | : | |              |  >  |     /
     | | : | |              |  O  | ---'          
     | | : | |               \___/        mga    
                                             
-----------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     | o o |     .- We`ve left the cheese cake defrosting for
     |  >  |    /   2 hours already!
     | .-. | --'    By the time we get home It`ll be boiling!
-""-  \___/  --"---"---------"--"----"---__"---"_---"_----------
     __| |__
    /  \_/  \     mga

----------------------------------------------------------------
THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  T
HE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  TH
E END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE

                        __    _
                       / /   (_)________ _
          ____________/ /   / / ___/ __ `/___________
         /_____/_____/ /___/ (__  ) /_/ /_____/_____/
                    /_____/_/____/\__,_/
I still don`t have any ideas for jokes for my new character Lisa.
perhaps someone else could suggest one...
I`m not exactly after a 'Stupidity' joke for Lisa, but something
else of similar vein to the 'My dog can talk' cartoon.
If you have any ideas you would like to share - please email me
at the address in my sig (so as not to spoil the joke!)
She`s intended to be a 15 year old girl who likes to look good
in stylish clothes like those below:

       |||||       
      | o o |      
     ||  >  ||     
     || \_/ ||     
     /|\___/|/   
      |_| |_|   
     /  |`|  \ 
     | /"U"\ |
     |(_   _)|
     | |___| |
     |_|_`_|_|
     /_|=O=|_\
      |  _  |
      | / \ |
      | | | |
      ( | | )
      | | | |
     _|_| |_|_  Lisa testshot 2
    /__-| |-__\ mga

-- 
    |||||     ________________________________
   | o o |
   |  >  |     |\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _    A.K.A
   | \_/ |     |  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>      M G A
    \___/     ________________________________
     | |                       __         _
 ._ _  _..__|_  _._|_| o._  _ /  \|_ o __|__  __|_  _ _ ._ _
 | | |(_||  |_o(_| |_|<|| |_>| (|/|_)|(_||(_)(_)|_o(_(_)| | |
                              \__      _|
   >>>>>    http://vibes.vossnet.co.uk/i/ighaig/     <<<<<
              ________________________________

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From: "Martin Atkins" <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz>
Subject: CARTOON: Cake for dessert  *starring James 'n' Dave*
Date: 1998/01/18
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Organization: Bungle & Mart`s Weird, Wonderful World
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