Re: Dani's First ASCII Pic

In article <378...@news.vossnet.net>, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz
(Martin Atkins) wrote:
> 
> Dani just made this, and wants to show it to you all... :o)
> 
>       ---.
>     .'. . '-.
>    (.' ' '-. \
>   _| <o>|<o>'|_
>   ||    '.   .|
>   \|   '-'   |/
>    :  .---.  :
>     .       .'
>      '-___-'  DaNi
> 
> I thought it was really good for a first go, but then it's not really a
> first go since Dani did have a hand in the creation of my more recent pics
> or her, especially the Halterneck one.
> Still, for a first go, I thought this was excellent. What do you think?
> 
> -Martin (& Dani)
> 
>      |||||          ((())                 moc.toofgib@------.
>     | o o |        ( o o )           Martin Atkins          |
>     |  >  |       ((  >  ()             mart.atkins-----.   |
>     | \_/ |       (( \_/ )) ---.                        '---'
>      \___/          \___/      |
>     __| |__        __| |__     '--- Hmm... what to draw next...
>    /  '-'  \      /  \ /  \               I think the best thing
>   | |     | |    | /  '  \ |          to do next is to sort this
>   | | MGA | |    |(_     _)|          cartoony pic of me... I mean
>   | |     | |    | |     | |          look at it's breasts... Mine
>   | |     | |    | |     | |          aren't that spread out....

That is a wonderfully expressive face, Dani. You clearly have a good
ASCII-art teacher.

And as for the nagging sagging breast syndrome,
 
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      ( o o ) 
     ((  >  ()  
     (( \_/ )) 
       \___/  
      __| |__ 
     /  \ /  \ 
    | /  '  \ |
    |(_     _)|
    | |     | | 
    | |     | |

I think that Geraldine (it was Geraldine, wasn't it?) is right, you need
to get a Playtex "18hour Cross-Your-Heart" bra. Here, try it on....



               /\\         //\
              // ||_     _|| \\
           __||_(   `. ,'   )_||___
    ejm  ;|______\____X____/______;|


Sure, it's like armor, but you can see for yourself that it's worth the
torture:

       ((())
      ( o o ) 
     ((  >  ()  
     (( \_/ )) 
       \___/  
      __| |__ 
     /  \ /  \ 
    | (  Y  ) |
    | |`   '| | 
    | | ) ( | |

Isn't it amazing that it really does lift and separate? (I'm not sure
what happens after 18 hours though. Does it explode?)



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are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
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     _/   |    ,^%---                         llizard aka ejm
    |_____|  __<_ \ I'm not even sure if the 18hr bra
      --- ==   >/   is still  sold....
    [_____]  __>,^             ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions
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