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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 24 Dec 2004.
Re: Girlfriend pic

Re: Girlfriend pic

Above the din in alt.ascii-art, Annie could be heard to say:
>                                              _____ 
>         Your 'girlfriend' sounds like       (((   `\
>         one sick puppy.                     _ _`\   )
>                                             (^  )   )
>         You sure she's a 'girl,'             ~-(     )
>         and not some cross-dressing          _'((,,,)))
>         fag?                              ,-' \_/    `\
>                                          (          ,  |
>                                           `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
>                                              \     / | |
>                                               =()=: / ,' aa

If one is secure in thier gender, the men can be honest about 
fashion sense and the women can make the dirty, insulting,
sexist jokes.

>
>      What are you drinking?
>          \
>                         I don't know, some chick bought it for me.
>             ._-_.                 /
>            //// _\          ,...                   _____
>           ///   .'.        /,,\\\                 (((   `\
>           /|(    _\       |. .|)\\                _ _`\   )
>           \\|   _|        |/  |///                (^  )   )
>           //\\  _/        |\=_|\\\                 ~-(     )
>           \.-'==='-.      |./_| //_                _'((,,,)))
>           /         \     /   | / |",           ,-' \_/    `\
>          /_/|:F_P:|\_\   (  .'    |  \         (          ,  |
>         | | |     || |    \" ".,  /\__\         `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
>   ,__    \ \|     |/ /    |      | / /             \     / | |
>  '|~~|\   \||     ||/     |      |/ /               =()=: / ,'
> --|~~| |----'-----'-------'------'-'---------------'-----'-'---aa--
>   |~~|/                |~|
>   '--'                 |_|                                diddle by
>                                                                qsi

Our first night out.

And a much better likeness of me.
I'm all woman, and most of that is tom boy. I have no
problem climbing a tree, hunting my own food and bringing
home the bacon.
My man never has to worry about waiting 2 hours for me to
finish my 'hair and makeup' or trying on a 3rd outfit 
because /I/ am not satisfied.
Low maintainance doesn't mean cheap or easy.

Mari

-- 
You'll either become an expert on reinstalling from scratch,
or develop a morbid fear of the 'rm' commmand!
From: Andy McDowell --  Slackware Mod Quote - Vol. V

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