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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 13 Apr 1998.
Re: Good Sax

Re: Good Sax

In alt.fan.cecil-adams
In article <6gsa7e$2t4...@timtroyr.ionet.net>
bogus@@see.sig.for.for.reply (Tim Robinson) wrote:

>Either ggo...@direct.ca (Greg Goss) or an infinite number of monkeys with keyboards typed:
>>Jason Colby <col...@pilsner.geo.brown.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998, Hoyt wrote:
>>>
>>>> What kind of saxophone does Lisa Simpson play and who actually does the
>>>> playing for "her"?
>>>
>>>When Lisa duets with Bleeding Gums her sax is clearly larger and lower in
>>>tone than his.  I think his is an alto and hers is a tenor. 
>>
>>Hers has an extra loop at the top compared to my mental image of a
>>"saxophone".  So I agree with larger and lower.
>
>Pick one of the following.  Crude ascii graphics, but you'll get the 
>idea.
>
>Eb Sopranino Sax
>--====<
>
>Bb Soprano Sax
>---=====<
>

Sopra(ni)no Saxophones are made of snakes!


>Eb Alto Sax
>\
> |
> |
> | /
> \/
>
>Bb Tenor Sax
>-^
>  |
>  |
>  |
>  |
>  |  /
>  \_/
>

Alto and Tenor saxophones are made of fishhooks!


>Eb Baritone Sax
>  _ 
> | |
>-+-'
> |
> |
> |
> |  /
> | |
> | |
> | |
> \_/
>
>Bb Bass Sax (5' tall?)  (Eb Contrabass similar and over 6' tall)
>  _ 
> | |
> | |
> | |
>-+-'
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |  /
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | |
> \_/
>

Baritone and Bass saxophones are made of untwisted paperclips!


This group is *so* educational!


** 
Captain Infinity
 ...made of cotton candy, spiced rum, silly putty, and barbed wire

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Date: 1998/04/13
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