Re: Feelin Wormy
From JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
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· 18 Jun 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7kdf34$tt$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > Jonathon..found a cigar..now my breath is yukky.. > > smilin' > Prudence > .-. > / / > /. / > ) /c\/ > ( /'\/ > ) / / > ( / / > ) / / > ( /. / > .`.'.Pru > `'`` > Yukky breath, huh? That must have been a Brazilian cigar. At least it took care of the worms, though. Feel better? Then again, you have to think about this; at least you did use the thing in the correct manner... "So what's in the paper today, Walter?" \ \ __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ |The New | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ |"Clinton" |===========| \ ///\\\ / | Cigar | Senate | __________/\________/\____ | Sales in |trail will | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| the |begin soon.|__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ |$Millions$| _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | New In (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ |Dog Bites | Fashion (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! | (__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE! | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| Man |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Bites Dog | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 "Let's see... Well, the Senate is starting the President's Trail, after his Impeachment by the House of Representatives... That's nothing." __________ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "They won't remove him from office, of course... Everyone says so. Near as I can tell, all it's really about is boosting C-Span ratings. They've never had so many viewers." ______ \ "GLUG |______|___ \ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | "Clinton"|===========| /\\ || //\` . .\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ .//()\\ _\` `. \ | Sales in |trail will | \ ____ / \' . / | the |begin soon.| _____/\______/\_/._'. / |$Millions$| | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ "Then there's an article about some fashion designer, who has accquired the rights to reproduce the "Lewinsky" dress. It promises to soon be THE must have item in every woman's wardrobe for the "!HIC!" next fashion season." \ __________ \ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "Well, is that about it?" \ \ __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ |The New | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ |"Clinton" |===========| \ ///\\\ / | Cigar | Senate | __________/\________/\____ | Sales in |trail will | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| the |begin soon.|__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ |$Millions$| _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | New In (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ |Dog Bites | Fashion (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! | (__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE! | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| Man |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | Bites Dog | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o "Well, there's also a bit about the new "Clinton" cigar. Looks like the tobacco company that sells it is going to make a real killing. The supply can barely keep up with demand." __________ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 ______ "GLUG |______|___ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | "Clinton"|===========| /\\ || //\` . .\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ .//()\\ _\` `. \ | Sales in |trail will | \ ____ / \' . / | the |begin soon.| _____/\______/\_/._'. / |$Millions$| | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ "I think I'd rather spend another couple of days in the drunk tank, than smoke one of those things, Walter." \ __________ \ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % "Oh... puff, puff... I (( don't know about that, )) George." __________ ))( / //////////\\ _(((_________/________ ////////// \\\ | The New | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |"Clinton" |===========| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | Cigar | Senate | \_ (__) _/ |Sales in |trail will | \ ///\\\ / | the |begin soon.| ____/\________/\____ |$Millions$| | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | New In |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| Fashion _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! | (__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| Man (__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | Bites Dog | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend JRO
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